Hot-dogglets, you're a sophisticated gene-splice-n'-dice!
-He grins wide-
-His scanner is a weird device, and seems to be buzzing her with all sorts of passive waves-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Under the plaid cloth is...!)
(Some uh... questionable-looking treats
, something that looks like this, except considerably more amateurish and homemade
◊, and an old toolkit with a little oil can in it
◊.)
Noo, ye'llhae't'fergeveanystreengenesswi'annaeo'thes... Ahjistmetyeacoouple'odeesagoo'rsoo. Bit, ahhopeyelikeet, lasses!
(And just then, her non-existent chicken ears perk up when she hears the word "survey"...!)
...AYE, ahsurelyded! Eheheha, whitabonnyladdieye're, himorin'thesauldhenbeetaken'th'sirvee! Ahhhh, all'athesglooriousDATA, etbrengsmesichexcitementasah'vehairdlyiverknoon!
(Pats the child on the back... Not too high on the back tho cuz she's an especially small chicken.)
...I guess so... I... don't know about "sophisticated"...
(Scritches her nose a bit, tail swishing nervously.)
...What's your name, anyway?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Roger! Roger Rover!
-He holds out a hand-
It's just faski-nating to meet you!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Main Room (Young Aichi)
-...'N-Nerd'...?-
-...-
-...Aww... Poor boy thought you were making fun of everyone (including himself), Roo...-
-Now he's just kind of lowering his head, trying to keep from catching attention. It's something he does when potential bullies are around. He hasn't done it in a long while, but...-
-And then he got patted on the back and kind of shies away from it. The boy's not exactly the most fond of sudden physical contact... especially when he's nervous about a potential bully...-
-Still, he does respond to Mac, albeit very quietly...-
"...I-I didn't understand a lot of the questions, but I told girl me what to write down... S-She did one too..."
...The same to you. I'm Jilian.
(Warm, if weak, handshake, using a hand from her upper pair.)
...I guess you're new here, then?
Ach, haewinderful! Hm... Ahs'pooseahshildbeeriddyferalottoArchies, then... Efahkensengle'moot, thoo, et'llbeenteresten't'compaireth'semelairitiesan'descrepenciesamongth'loto'ye.
...Eh...? Essummattrooublen'ye, laddie...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh yes, I was brought here by my gigawarp engine!
-He holds up a funky looking contraption built onto his wrist, with wires and lightbulbs and a flickering screen-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Main Room (Young Aichi)
-Aichi looks at Mac, and then nervously looks over at Roo. However, he is still speaking to Mac.-
"...H-He called everyone 'nerds'..."
-'Nerd' is a mean thing to call someone, and he's used to being called things like that...-
-...Although he's gotten even worse than that before (One word: beatings) so insults are usually the easier part to deal with...-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Sep 15th 2018 at 10:03:00 AM
Main Room (Young Aichi)
-He's never heard a term like 'nerds' used in a friendly sort of way...-
-...Then again it's not like he really had friends to hear say such things.-
"...Y-You're sure...?"
-Aww... The poor boy just seems so unsure... After all, he's used to being called names. Is it any wonder he'd be very wary?-
-He smells... human. Perfectly human, really-
It allows cross-dimensional travel, of course! It uses macroscosmic zaptasms to instigate tremendacious participle excitement that allows me to warp from one place to another, no matter how hypothetical its existence.
Edited by SR3NORMANDY on Sep 16th 2018 at 1:21:47 AM
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Aye, o'cairse... EtsabetleikewhenBuntycawlsmeaslobberenscotteshdrunkairdwhensheknoosahdunnaewannaehairtmahbrainwi'th'drenk, orwhenshetellsmeah'vegotaramferabooyfrind... Ah'mnaeenterestedensheep, betet'sjistaweebet'ohumora'tweenus. Soo dunnaewerryyerbonnylettlehead, checkie, et'salreet.
(pat pat pat...)
...Ah, soo—... thatdeveecetheere, ahcallet"Th'ChopperSlapper". Yeslapth'betatth'top, aye? An'etchopswheteveresenth'clearbetreetoop! Ahfegeryekilduseetferyerhumanmeals, aye? Ceertainlyhelpedmewhenahwismakin'yersuetcakes.
…
(Blinks a bit.)
...Any place...?
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 15th 2018 at 10:40:35 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Well, theoretically. There's a narrow band of realities that are safe for us, the rest just have no concept of electrons and such and you just collapse on yourself instantly. Not to say that those dimensions wouldn't be just brillissimo to look at, and see how life has evolved without comparable physics to ours, but I'd rather not die.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...I see. Um... The reason I'm asking is... maybe selfish, a bit, but...
(...god it definitely IS selfish... hating herself a bit r/n...)
...Do you know of any dimensions that have, uh... good surgeons or... things that can stabilize reality? Or both?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Uhm... now that's the chestiest chestnut that ever nutted...
-Spends a moment reflecting-
Is someone hurt?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Good, good! Ah'mgladye'regettenenjoymentoot'f'emalreddy.
(Happy chicken...! until the smoke floats over. LOUD SQUAWKY COUGHING)
HRK—! Land'sseikeskenyepitthetoot...?! Wheewildyeenheelesmaik, yerableeidenrooboot.
........
(oh NO it's that girl who made her feel bad the other day...)
...Sort of, yes. And, uh... It's kind of— it's hard to explain, miss...
(Regarding Trude nervously and with the tiniest bit of grump in her expression.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 15th 2018 at 11:32:30 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I don't know how easily I could find a surgeon, but I bet I could whip something up that could help! Surgery is just one thing I bet I could master easily!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...What do you know about hearts?
(Peers down to where Trude can see Jili's head.)
...It's just—... me. And this guy with a device. I don't... know how interesting you'd find it, considering I'm here.
(not bitter at all, Jilian, nope...)
...Reet, weell—... Ye'reginnapitetootnoo. Eivenalettleweebet'osmaikkincauseerreperabledaimaget'mahloongsan'makemesoofecaite.
(Is shielding her beak with her plaid scarf, still coughing a bit.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh, hello! I'm Roger. I'm helping my new friend here.
-Back to Jil-
What I don't know, I bet I could pick up along the way. I'm pretty resourceful.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Main Room
Of course. You have the potential.
Kitchen
H-hello... (offers cake to Roo.)