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-Cliff nervously backs into the wall, his ears twitching this way and that to parse through the chicken's extremely thick accent. It's clear this large beast is just as afraid as you are-
I'm not a creep I swear!
Birds uh, just usually wear clothes where I come from, is all! I promise!
Wait, hold up a tic, grounded up? Is there a mass murderer stalking you or something?
Edited by Tatsumar on Sep 13th 2018 at 12:03:12 PM
(Gives this cat such a sober look.)
Aye, Tom. Wecallet... societie.
(@Mac) Don't w-worry... We, um, just drink E-Tanks and s-stuff. (discretely hides a half-eaten wool shirt behind her back)
Seriously, you need to stop nibbling on my clothes.
I, um, don't. I b-buy from used goods stores now!
(rolls her eyes) If you say so...
(@Cliff) (exits her room and spots Cliff) A ninja? Are you l-like Magna Centipede?
Say what! Let me see! Let me see!
Edited by josh6243 on Sep 13th 2018 at 9:08:46 AM
-Cliff's scarf seems to grimace for him-
Oh Cat Lord, did Conrad's memes get to this world too?
...! Ah! You figured it out already?! I'm more of a superhero, but...
...AhdunnaewhaeyerspeakinFrenchall'o'asidden, cait, bitahwannaegetsummatstreet... D'yehaeeventh'feentestentention'oeatenmahflesh, orsadesticallypleyinwi'mahtairtured, brookenbodyentelahexpeirefromagrimcoombinationo'mairtalterroran'cairculatooryshock, oranethengevensimewhitadjacenttaewhitahjistdescribed?
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 13th 2018 at 11:16:14 AM
-Cliff seems to go pale at the mental image of what he thinks Mac was describing-
I'm not that mean of a person, I swear! I barely even eat meat; More of a fish person, y'know? And I would especially not eat anything that could talk back to me! I practically live on a diet of bread and ramen anyways, with the paychecks I get.
-Said the cat that's twice as tall as everyone in the room-
The scarf g-gives you, um, away. All c-cool ninja have one.
Can I have your pictograph...autograph? (Yanmark holds out an action figure of Magna Centipede and a pen)
Edited by josh6243 on Sep 13th 2018 at 9:28:27 AM
(Fans herself with her notebook, taking some DEEP BREATHS.)
...Soo, eh... Sensewe'refrindly-likeferth'timebeein'anahfeelfoolhairdyenooughtaetrustye... Haeisetthetye'reoopraight, noo? Esleike... Esleikeahuman, ahs'poose, fascenaten'...
(FERVENT WRITING IN TINY CHICKEN NOTEBOOK...!)
Autograph? Now wait, I'm not really that popular at all... And the scarf it's... I just feel good wearing it, really...
Well, I'm uh, like this because this is what people from my world look like. Ah! It's not like everyone looks exactly like me! I'm a bit on the... well, large side of things... It's uh, complicated. Well, no, not really...
I'm really sorry for scaring you. That's... I don't like doing that to people, especially strangers.
...Hm...! Ah'mgettenth'maistbizzairementalemageo'wheeryeleve... An'... Ahs'pooseetesen'tyerfailtferspookenme..
Checkens, maistunfairtunately, arequeetloo'nth'foodchain. Iv'rypreaditoresbessicallyanepexpreaditor, sooahen'amahstaiturean'freeltyhaestaekeepvegelent, allthroo'oot'erlife.
(@Cliff) So? You're still cool in my eyes. (eyes sparkle)
(pulls Commander Yanmark back) Let's t-tone it down, um, shall we?
That sounds really rough, buddy. I'm sorry you have to go through that back home, but here I don't let people hurt others, especially like that!
... N-no, seriously, I'm not that cool. I'm just a huge nerd that has a costume, that's all...
Even, um, nerds c-can be cool.
My creator, Gate, is a nerd. He's one of the coolest people on the planet.
Ahh, you say that to the guys who used to throw me into lockers...
Heh. How tough can they be?
Uh, pretty tough, given who I am.
Edited by josh6243 on Sep 13th 2018 at 11:04:32 AM
-Gracia comes inside, looking shaken, hugging at herself-
Y-yeah, "yikes" indeed, huh?
-Hey Gracia, who's that cat waving at you?-
-She looks up at him, eyes reddened, opening her mouth but not managing much-
...! Woah, Gracia.
-Cliff crouches to meet her at eye level, his ears flattening-
Do... do you wanna talk about it?
-She makes a pained noise and hugs at him, not with any real aim or precision, just tossing her arms and hoping she gets some of them around him-
-Sobbing into him-
Edited by SR3NORMANDY on Sep 15th 2018 at 5:00:03 AM
-Cliff wraps his arms carefully around Gracia, not minding if his fur got a little snotty-
... Whatever it is, I'm sorry for not being there to help... Ah jeeze...
-She sobs, until a weird pulse through the air radiates from her, just slight enough to feel in the teeth, as she looks up at him dispassionately-
If you were there you'd do nothing and the nothing you'd do would negate the everything. All things. Nobody understands, which means everyone can't know. That's why we run.
-Cliff carefully pats her head-
I... I would do something. That's what a hero would do. Especially for a friend like you.
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