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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337301: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:09:05 AM

(Is about to turn tail and scurry off, but...)

...weit. Dedyejistsaysummatahkinunderstand...? Yesoundlikeyanks, bit...

(Shuddering a bit, but looks deeply, deeply fascinated, already uh... damn, the tiny chicken has an even tinier chicken notebook, which she's writing in.)

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 1:13:58 PM

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1337302: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:23:08 AM

Please speak a little slower.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337304: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:31:35 AM

...Ded. Ye. Speaik. Tae me. Coompreihensibly.

(scribble scribble scribble... Eyes narrow.)

...Ach, esthesyerkeind'sleitesttrecktaeloowerourreserveitionsabootyesaeyekintakeoouraigs'neatusreetafteryegainedoourtrust...? Ahtellyesummat, humans, yesoomuchislayafengeronmahhaid, ye'vegotanootherthengcomin...! ah'msecktaedeathofye'nyercoonstanttreckery, an'efthislegetimaitelyfascinatenattemptatinterspeiciescommunicationesjistaroose... Aye, ah'llshewyewhatalettlecheckenkindaewhenpush'dtaeherlemets...

(gosh this chicken sounds upset or something... She sure is trembly, tho.)

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 1:31:37 PM

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337305: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:33:02 AM

"Do you want like, corn? Or bread? Look, I can't speak foreign!"

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1337306: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:37:04 AM

(suddenly grabs her sketchbook from somewhere and writes in it)

<PLEASE TRY WRITING>

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337307: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:42:23 AM

(ANGRY CHICKEN)

Clook'sseik, lass, ah'mspeikin'th'Quein'spairfectainglesh! Ahdunnoowhet'ssaiheairdt'compreheindaboot—

…?

(Slowly reads over what Audrey wrote... ohhhh... Flips a page on her notebook, writing in a very neat and precise hand...)

HUMANS:

i. How is it we can suddenly communicate? Is this some sophistry on your part?
ii. Will you continue to consume the flesh and eggs of my people?
iii. Why is it that now that we can suddenly communicate, that you sound like yanks?

...Kinyereidthetalreet, er...?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1337308: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:46:04 AM

<1) you're just in that kind of place>

<2) no we won't eat you>

<3) I was born and raised in Seattle>

Edited by TooManyIdeas on Sep 12th 2018 at 2:45:43 PM

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337309: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:47:59 AM

"... Um... Well, I dunno myself. Do all chickens talk? Most look hardly sapient, but... Ghhhnhh, are turkey a valid substitute...?"

she's drooling a bit now...

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337310: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:55:48 AM

...Hm, yereiducatedhumans... Nae...

(Nods a bit and WRITES PASSIONATELY like fuckin Light Yagami from Death Note.)

We have always been able to speak, just as you have. Our languages, from what I understand, have until this point been mutually unintelligible and I, as an engineer and not a linguist, did not see fit to try and learn it. Speaking to such bloodthirsty creatures seemed the stuff of nightmares.

...Is Seattle a state? I have never been across the pond, so to speak.

...Ah'mnotginnereetthesdoonetthereskofbeingreiciallyinseinsitive, bit... Ahwouldn'tknoo, neivermetatairkeybefoore... Ah'demaginetheyhavefeelingstae, thoo, lass... Ach, quetdroolin...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1337311: Sep 12th 2018 at 11:58:25 AM

<seattle is a city, in the state of washington>

<it's pretty cool>

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337312: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:05:43 PM

...Noo, bit— ahthought...

But that was the capital city, wasn't it? Is it a city or a state? Is it both...?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337313: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:08:57 PM

"... Washington is a state, but Washington DC is a city in Virginia!"

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337314: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:10:28 PM

...Ahhhh! Yeyankshivegotyerselsaconfusen'country, doon'tyenae?

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 2:10:55 PM

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337315: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:14:50 PM

"I can't even name all the stares! ... Oh, hey, I think I'm turning Irish, I kinda got that one!"

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337316: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:16:45 PM

(Gets a severe look in her little chicken eyes.)

...Scottesh. Ah'mfrimScotland, lass.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337318: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:20:22 PM

(nod nod...)

Aye... Ahcannaebelieveah'mspeaikin'saecasuallyt'ye... Ahallasjistrunwheniverahseeahumancoomin'ooptaeth'coops... Ach, thisdooesmahheaidin...

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 2:23:41 PM

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337320: Sep 12th 2018 at 12:48:47 PM

...achhh...

(deep sigh...)

...Soo, humanlasses, sencewe'reapparentlyfrindlywetheachoother... Whydoon'yegoo'ntellyeritherhumanfrinds, whenyesee'em, taestoopeatin'checken, aye? Ah'msureye'vegotlooads'fitherdefferentmeatstaefellth'metaphooricalvoidliftbehindwhenyequeteatin'usferyerChrestmasdinner. Efth'consumptioonstoops, th'demandwellploometan'wekinbefreebirds, asnatureentended.

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 2:48:39 PM

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337321: Sep 12th 2018 at 1:21:16 PM

"... Okay? I'll try to remember!"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1337322: Sep 12th 2018 at 1:21:23 PM

-Graves walks in eating a bucket of KFC-

God damn do I love me some Kentucky Fried Chicken! Hey, anyone wanna share? I think I got the family size...

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1337323: Sep 12th 2018 at 1:27:52 PM

"Holy shit this is a cursed image."

she

said that verbally

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1337324: Sep 12th 2018 at 1:29:07 PM

(Nods, smiling and showing her... weird chicken buck-teeth.)

Ahcannae'xpressmahgraititudeweellenoughwethmerewords, lass, butahthankyenaenth'— WHATINTAECLOOKIN'SQUAWKESTHET...?!

(Recoils in utter terror, covering her eyes.)

Ghh— Ah'm—Ah'mginnebeseck, thit'sth— th'mistbarbaricthing, ACH...!

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 3:28:34 AM

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1337325: Sep 12th 2018 at 1:31:23 PM

-pauses midbite, blinking-

[[red:Is... that chicken talking. .??]]

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