...Ded. Ye. Speaik. Tae me. Coompreihensibly.
(scribble scribble scribble... Eyes narrow.)
...Ach, esthesyerkeind'sleitesttrecktaeloowerourreserveitionsabootyesaeyekintakeoouraigs'neatusreetafteryegainedoourtrust...? Ahtellyesummat, humans, yesoomuchislayafengeronmahhaid, ye'vegotanootherthengcomin...! ah'msecktaedeathofye'nyercoonstanttreckery, an'efthislegetimaitelyfascinatenattemptatinterspeiciescommunicationesjistaroose... Aye, ah'llshewyewhatalettlecheckenkindaewhenpush'dtaeherlemets...
(gosh this chicken sounds upset or something... She sure is trembly, tho.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 1:31:37 PM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(ANGRY CHICKEN)
Clook'sseik, lass, ah'mspeikin'th'Quein'spairfectainglesh! Ahdunnoowhet'ssaiheairdt'compreheindaboot—
…?
(Slowly reads over what Audrey wrote... ohhhh... Flips a page on her notebook, writing in a very neat and precise hand...)
HUMANS:
i. How is it we can suddenly communicate? Is this some sophistry on your part?
ii. Will you continue to consume the flesh and eggs of my people?
iii. Why is it that now that we can suddenly communicate, that you sound like yanks?
...Kinyereidthetalreet, er...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Hm, yereiducatedhumans... Nae...
(Nods a bit and WRITES PASSIONATELY like fuckin Light Yagami from Death Note.)
We have always been able to speak, just as you have. Our languages, from what I understand, have until this point been mutually unintelligible and I, as an engineer and not a linguist, did not see fit to try and learn it. Speaking to such bloodthirsty creatures seemed the stuff of nightmares.
...Is Seattle a state? I have never been across the pond, so to speak.
...Ah'mnotginnereetthesdoonetthereskofbeingreiciallyinseinsitive, bit... Ahwouldn'tknoo, neivermetatairkeybefoore... Ah'demaginetheyhavefeelingstae, thoo, lass... Ach, quetdroolin...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...achhh...
(deep sigh...)
...Soo, humanlasses, sencewe'reapparentlyfrindlywetheachoother... Whydoon'yegoo'ntellyeritherhumanfrinds, whenyesee'em, taestoopeatin'checken, aye? Ah'msureye'vegotlooads'fitherdefferentmeatstaefellth'metaphooricalvoidliftbehindwhenyequeteatin'usferyerChrestmasdinner. Efth'consumptioonstoops, th'demandwellploometan'wekinbefreebirds, asnatureentended.
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 2:48:39 PM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Nods, smiling and showing her... weird chicken buck-teeth.)
Ahcannae'xpressmahgraititudeweellenoughwethmerewords, lass, butahthankyenaenth'— WHATINTAECLOOKIN'SQUAWKESTHET...?!
(Recoils in utter terror, covering her eyes.)
Ghh— Ah'm—Ah'mginnebeseck, thit'sth— th'mistbarbaricthing, ACH...!
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 3:28:34 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

(Is about to turn tail and scurry off, but...)
...weit. Dedyejistsaysummatahkinunderstand...? Yesoundlikeyanks, bit...
(Shuddering a bit, but looks deeply, deeply fascinated, already uh... damn, the tiny chicken has an even tinier chicken notebook, which she's writing in.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 12th 2018 at 1:13:58 PM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019