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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335226: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:21:07 PM

Two seconds in and I'm already called diseased.

I think that's a new record.

But naahhh, no. I'm not even human.

Besides, I feel fine! -he takes a bite of his pizza menacingly -

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335227: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:24:14 PM

Forest

Then you're a... nondiseased nonman...?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335228: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:26:54 PM

Ahxenite's the term for my species.

And yeah, I'm not diseased. Well at least not physically, mentally speaking there's room for debate.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335229: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:31:19 PM

Forest

Oh! Then you're like the elves and dwarves my grandpa's told me a bunch about!

-Gives him a smile and a wave-

I'm Makana! What's your name, Axen-ite?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335230: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:33:48 PM

I guess that's the best way of describing it.

Anyway, my name's Xenos. End of life, destroyer of worlds, conqueror of stars.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna try and destroy this planet though. Or yours, probably.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335231: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:35:23 PM

Forest

-The pep in her step immediately deflates hearing all that-

Destroyer of— that's terrible! Where'd you come from?!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335232: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:37:53 PM

The planet of Ahxen.

So y'know. Outer space. Relative to Earth.

I'm just a unique example of my species, though.

I mean, I'm also the last of them, but that's unrelated to my exceptional qualities.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335233: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:42:33 PM

Forest

-You can practically see the key parts of that explanation fly in one ear and out the other-

I-I don't get it, but destroying worlds still isn't nice! Last of your kind or not!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335234: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:43:43 PM

I mean you're not wrong. -munch, munch, munch-

It isn't nice at all.

Honestly I think they're a bit miffed about me destroying their worlds.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335235: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:46:27 PM

Forest

So why would you destroy worlds then!?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335236: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:49:01 PM

-s h r u g-

The reason varies... sometimes they bore me... sometimes they annoy me...

And I guess I just don't really think things through. Just wanna get it out of my... well the human term's hair, but male Ahxenites don't grow hair.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335237: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:53:05 PM

Forest

That's terrible... Alright I've had enough of this weird path!! There's demons and... and monsters and nothing's safe!!

-She just books it back the way she came with a scared look on her face-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335238: Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:59:02 PM

Hey, don't run!

Hey!

I didn't even learn your name!

And I already said I wasn't gonna destroy this place OR YOU!

Honestly, I haven't destroyed a world in a while, so I'm practically retired!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335239: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:03:49 PM

Forest

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

-making distance-

...AND I'M NOT GIVING YOU IT AGAIN

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335240: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:06:02 PM

-Xenos starts to leap across tree branches, trying to at least keep within shouting distance-

Come on! I was being honest, and this is what I get for honesty! Would you rather I lied about myself?

I get that everywhere I go!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335241: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:07:45 PM

Forest

Yes!!! I would rather not learn someone's totally terrible right out the gate!!!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335242: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:10:41 PM

Well could you at least stop running??

I'm always honest about these things, because I believe it's better!

Why hide something that's so important??

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335243: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:13:39 PM

Forest

No! I'm going home!! I can't trust someone if I know they're bad right away!!!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335244: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:16:27 PM

You don't have to trust me to just have a friendly conversation, good fucking pharaoh!

And you're gonna find going home very difficult here, since this is a different world!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335245: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:22:41 PM

Forest

Yes I do!!! And yes I can!!! I've gone back up the mountain twice already when people told me I couldn't!!!

-indeed, she is running in the direction of a mountain-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335246: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:32:18 PM

You have incredibly high standards for conversation, do you know that??

You can't trust everyone, but that doesn't mean you can't engage with them!

I love humans, you guys have great cultures, and great personalities!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335247: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:40:12 PM

Forest

Shame about all those other people whose worlds you destroyed!!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335248: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:45:09 PM

I mean, yeah, admittedly!

I don't take joy in destroying worlds, it's just kinda what I do!

Honestly it's not a sadism thing! I wouldn't be me if it was!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1335249: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:48:02 PM

Forest

That doesn't make any—

-wheeze, slow down-

doesn't make any—

-Slows down, stopping in front of a tree-

hany sense....

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1335250: Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:50:43 PM

-Xenos isn't wheezing and he catches up-

A lot of me doesn't make sense because I'm a person.

And people can be inconsistent.

And weird.

I'll be honest, I think my empathy was sabotaged so that's why it isn't really a sadism thing.

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