Yeah, really.
You might not have seen her around, but her name's Jean.
She's your out-of-the-box standard human female.
A bit of a nerd, honestly.
No superpowers, no special abilities. Put her in a fight and she'd basically get wrecked faster than a car driving off the side of Everest.
But. I've given her something which I call- the Hero Driver.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Grins, averting her gaze bashfully-
Oh well, I'm sure there's cool things about you, too.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Main Room
(the head would jump if she had legs... she merely settles for looking shocked at the thump of the falling book)
U-um... that's what I'm trying to figure out. You haven't seen it around... have you?
Front Yard
(Nephew stumbles onto a peculiar scene)
(it appears to be a woman in a black coat on her knees in the grass, fumbling around for something)
(he is currently right behind her)
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiMain Room
Guess a little good fortune is a bit too much to ask for someone like me...
N-no! It's okay, really.
... actually, where am I?
Outside
(the woman doesn't hear Nephew or Yanmark and keeps fumbling in the grass)
(at one point she turns around, and from there they can observe the reason she's ignoring them)
(it seems to be her lack of ears... or a head in general)
(her neck just ends in a black choker wrapped around it, which also covers the top)
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiWell tell me some specifically about you!
-Moving a little closer to her, inspecting her curiously-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Main Room
(she takes a second to process this)
A place... between worlds...
Is that where the portal took us? Aw man...
Um... hey, what's your name Miss?
If it's not too much trouble, could you pick me up off of the floor?
Outside
(oh god Nephew she's CRAWLING TOWARDS YOU NOW)
(gonna feel at your SHINS)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani...??
-He reflexively steps back a moment, then looks down at the body curiously, as it grasps and feels his knees-
.....Thing's moving around like it's blind....Makes sense, I suppose.
-He bends down, grabs the body under the arms and HOISTS it up onto its feet-
Hupsy-daisy!
Edited by MacDuffy on Aug 25th 2018 at 6:28:47 AM
Main Room
Marcia Shyneet... (picks up head and changes into her Fairymon form. She glances at Luis for a second.) P-pretend you, um, saw nothing. (She flies o-outside with it.) Where, um, do you want to l-look first?
Outside
(glances at the muddy robot head.) Are you gonna be okay?
Edited by josh6243 on Aug 25th 2018 at 6:29:50 AM

I actually have several, they're just in my personal pocket storage dimension.
But I have them because they're neat. And I'm doing this data collection in particular, because I have a bit of a pet project here.
Believe it or not, I'm helping someone. Although admittedly it's also for some of my own gain.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post