.......
Fucking weird bitch, mind your own business.
(Stabs Autonoe in the eye with her pencil, kicking her off the couch.)
(take... hand...)
...I'm Hely. I... haven't seen any thing called "Cori Magistralis". What's that even supposed to mean.]
...I'm worried... that something will happen to it if I just hold it like this.
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Aug 22nd 2018 at 6:29:55 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Lake (Survivor Aichi)
-...Throw sharks at it...?-
-He pretty much gets an anime sweat drop.-
-He almost stays silent, but he's too stressed to really keep a lid on it this time.-
"...I-I don't think sharks would be able to do much on land..."
—
Main Room (Cuarto)
-Cuarto had been fiddling with his hair while looking into his hand mirror...-
-...Until his Maiden Qualia kicked in, and he noticed the beautiful lady next to him.-
"Ah~... A lady that pursues creative pursuits sends my heart aflutter~!"
-OH NO, WHO IS THIS WEIRDO-
-Also, he's holding a bouquet of roses out to you, while kneeling on the ground (Wasn't he on the couch a second ago???).-
"Why, these roses don't compare to your beauty or masterpiece, but please take them~!"
-Oh, and another woman has appeared.-
-Suddenly he's holding two bouquets.-
"And you are so very lovely as well~..."
-...Wait, Cori? He's met Cori?-
"Ah~! I've met the lovely Cori~!"
-Just sort of frowns at Hely-
Yet again, these encounters between I, Autonoe, and the other humans of this realm prove sorely lacking in progress.
-But perks up at Cuarto-
... The praise is appreciated. Truly it becomes quite unfulfilling, to pursue one's toils and labours withou-
-Stops-
... Is it true, that you are one of those who have looked upon the visage of Cori Magistralis? Oh, what benificent fortune that has come unto me, as if mana from the great Solar Well! Please, from the depths of my heart I do entreat thee to deliver thy knowledge of this thing upon me!
......
(Grabs this creep by his dumb, heart-shaped ahoge.)
Cool. Why don't you and the over-wordy lummox fuck off and let me have some peace for once in my fucking life.
(RIPS out his hair-scythe, using it to chop Cuarto into several little slices, and then chop Autonoe into several more, and then slaps them together in a big stack to make...)
What are you. An idiot dagwood sandwich.
(KICKS the idiot dagwood sandwich into the kitchen, all the meat slices slapping on the ground with sickening thumps.)
(...Blinks awkwardly, green eyes wide with some unexpressed emotion.)
...Okay. Good.
...I would need a shirt. And... most of them don't have, um... four sleeves.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Maybe. Um... I think it would need to be sort of... small.
(Is all of four feet tall.)
...Shirt, acquisition, potentially h,e,l,p,f,u,l, for... both of, us, to... utilize pockets for, storing important, items...!
...Yours would have to be really big.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Lake (Survivor Aichi)
-S-She's going to run?! But it's dangerous to go in the forest alone!-
"W-Wait, you shouldn't go off into the forest alone..."
-Especially if she's new here...-
-He looks over at Erica and Yukari before looking back at the girl.-
-They don't seem like they'll actually cause trouble, but Aichi's actually very frustrated with Yukari right now.-
-...He can lead the girl to that building, at least... Or maybe point her in the direction of it....-
"...I know a safe place. A building not too far from here. If you keep going that way—"
-He points in the direction he came from.-
"...You should get there pretty quickly. Or I can lead you there, if you'd like..."
-...Well, it's safer than here, at the very least.-
—
Main Room (Cuarto)
-So a bunch of that went over Cuarto's head.-
-However, the point remains that he has pleased Autonoe with having met Cori.-
"Yes, I have~. I didn't speak with her much, but she was absolutely radiant~... It almost broke my spirits when she said I wasn't her type, but I knew better than to fall there~! I refuse to give up until I win her hand~!"
-Is... he talking about the same Cori 'thing' as you are?-
-And then he looks back at Hely.-
"So~... Have you always been interested in creating artwork~?"
-Oh, geez... The guy's not leaving you alone!!!-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Aug 22nd 2018 at 6:50:47 AM
... That tome there, the one that you have been transcribing into, its purpose yet eludes me and I should desire that you enlighten myself as to function.
-Looks at Cuarto-
Please! You must inform me as to the state of her countenance, her features, her nature. I must know what this creature is so that to the best of my ability I may pursue it, for something of mine she has seized from me and I require it returned to me with the greatest haste.
-Nods-
-Nods-
-Nods intently, understanding where Aichi's coming fr—
-trainer's eyes meet-
THREEEEEEE!
-Suddenly, gigantic roots emerge from the ground underneath the girl and Aichi-
-It wraps up the girl and shoots her off into the forest, with the other root aiming to do the same to Aichi-
Edited by Rivux on Aug 22nd 2018 at 4:55:36 AM
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanMain Room (Cuarto)
-Her features? Why...-
"Such a lovely lady~... Nay, a princess as she described herself~! Her black hair, so silky smooth, purple skin, not unlike that of the most glorious of irises, a smile that is simply unrivaled, and the most compelling ebony eyes I have ever looked into~!"
-He makes dramatic movements as he says this, with his eyes closed. He's picturing her right now, recalling her from memory.-
-The sparkly pink anime background is definitely there too.-
-...-
-...What.-
—
Lake (Survivor Aichi)
-Aichi was not expecting that, and as such was successfully grabbed by the root and pulled into the forest.-
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?!"
-Is she a geomancer?!-
-Thank goodness he has hold of that crowbar with the tightest grip imaginable.-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Aug 22nd 2018 at 7:09:42 AM
...What the fuck is that supposed to mean. Yeah.
(Just... squints a bit as Cuarto describes Cori to Autonoe, looking right into Autonoe's eyes.)
What, are you gay for her or something. Hell of a fucking wingman you've landed yourself with, mate. More of a wingnut if you ask me.
(Bashes Autonoe over the head with Cuarto until her head is a bloody pulp of... troubling difficult to identify whether or not human, more observation required, let's say her inside of her head is just full of green shit green shit.)
Anyway, die.
...Why is it you want to know about her. Why is it you're calling her a thing.
...Always... can be helped...! But, you have, no need to, assist, me... That is, not proper...
(Still just collapsed in that vidya pile.)
...I'll try to find some in a second.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Is silent for a moment-
-Seems to become very angry-
Then I should curse that witch from the bottom of my heart! That foul monarch, Queen of all Turians, she hath delivered unto me naught but deceit! I have met this creature, yes, and I, Autonoe, wish that I had struck her across the face with my Lance!
-Looks to Hely-
It is in the fulfillment of my sacred duty as the guardian of that ring that I should seek this blasted abomination! I, Autonoe, refer to her as a thing for the malice and ability of this creature to fly through the Aether binding space is unimaginable, something only tht could have been possessed by some manner of nightmarish beast! To come upon my retreat, far away from this den of iniquity and snatch from my bosom that ring was a crime for which no recourse exists but he immediate undoing of its consequences!
Edited by eldritchseer on Aug 22nd 2018 at 5:15:47 AM
Main Room (Cuarto)
-Good, good...-
"Are skulls your favorite subject, or are there other sources of inspiration for you~?"
-As for what Autonoe was saying...-
-...So much went over his head again. However, he thinks he got that she's angry at Cori or something?-
"Now, now~... Such anger doesn't suit you~... I'm certain things will work out~!"
-...He has no idea what he's talking about.-
—
Forest (Survivor Aichi)
-Aichi actually manages to land fairly well, and get to sprinting along with the girl.-
-Girls being taller than him are nothing new (although it does get a tad frustrating).-
-However, this is not the time for this.-
"I-I'm running as fast as I can!"
-Which is actually a good amount of speed! In the top three of Aichi speed ratings!-
-He's not entirely even sure why they're running, but still, he's running!-
-He sticks the crowbar back in the sheath— Ohhhhhhh crud, he was going to help that other girl with her treasure chest.-
-...Uh...-
-...He'll have to go back later and apologize to her. He'll see if he can help her then.-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Aug 22nd 2018 at 7:21:23 AM
...Shove it up your fucking ugly trap, freak, and shut the fuck up while you're at it.
(Punches Autonoe so hard in the mouth that her teeth explode out the back of her skull, which is presumably yes filled with green shit, she seems the type.)
Glad you asked, lover boy. This is my inspiration.
(Flays Autonoe's ruined skull, drubbing Cuarto over the head with it and then skinning his as well. Stacks the two skulls atop one another.)
Making you fuck off forever.
...I just like them. I... also like hitting you stabbing you strangling you with your own intestines bats.
...So she stole something, then. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck maybe, as a start. You're totally gay for her.
...Hh,hh...?
(Finally slides out, plopping back on his belly.)
(Is rummaging through a dresser with her unoccupied set of arms.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Hely feels a presence-
-A very large woman approaches, and then, awkwardly yet with military precision, sits on the couch next to her-
-She turns, looking down at Autonoe-
... Hello. I am Autonoe. Meeting you is adequate. I want to find a thing named Cori Magistralis and want you to help me. I also think your appearence is acceptable.
-Offers her hand for a shake-