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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332176: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:24:36 PM

-he steps aside to let her in, and points to the kitchen- Yeah, it's in there.

Right over by the walking dead girl, and some dude with a weird arm.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332177: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:28:50 PM

Thank you for your kindness, Xenos!

-hands him some kind of shimmering holographic chip with a dollar sign on it-

-and hurries to the kitchen, opening the freezer and searching for Lobster-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332178: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:29:56 PM

Huh, weird. -he just looks at it, before pocketing it-

-miraculous days... there's Lobster-

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1332179: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:29:57 PM

Oh? Am I being harmed by such thinking?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332181: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:32:56 PM

-grins, pulling out the lobster and hugging it-

Oh! Lobster! You are so small and normal sized, but you will still make a delicious and lovely bisque!

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1332182: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:39:13 PM

Then why apologize?

(...genuine)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332183: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:41:47 PM

-the lobster's head turns and looks at Angelica-

-a voice speaks in Angelica's head-

I WILL BE THE MOST DELICIOUS LOBSTER THAT YOU SHALL EVER CONSUME IN YOUR MORTAL LIFE. THE FLAVOURS AND TASTE OF MY FLESH WILL REND YOUR SOUL IN AGONISING PLEASURE. YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE SHEER DELICIOUS DELICACY THAT IS ME. BASK... BASK FOR I AM RED DEMIURGIDOR

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1332184: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:43:37 PM

"... I dunno, I guess I just... It's... Just not something I'm used to, I guess, and... That's weird to me."

she's averting her eyes

like there's a bit more to this

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332185: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:46:17 PM

Haha, quiet you!

-tosses him into a pot of water on the stove and sets it to boil-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332186: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:47:05 PM

FU- -in the water he goes-

-screams of pain as he boils in the water-

THIS IS NO WAY FOR A GOD TO DIE...

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332187: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:50:07 PM

Let's see where the lobster crackers are...

-starts opening and closing drawers before eventually pulling out some kitchen shears-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332188: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:56:10 PM

I had such plans for my universe... a paradise... a world of endless possibilities...

My children- running free on two legs. Like the humans do. Lobster Men and Women...

with claws that can make nuclear armaments..

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332189: Aug 20th 2018 at 3:58:20 PM

It should be good and boiled now...

-gets the lobster out, tearing off its claws, and starts to shell it-

-very dextrous worker, being that she has four arms-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332190: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:02:36 PM

OH GOD MY ARMS. MY BEAUTIFUL CLAWS. The tools of my craft... You have ROBBED ME of my tools of creation! Millions of lives, and hundreds of nuclear wars will go unmade, now!

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332191: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:05:13 PM

I wonder if the moon lobsters would have talked...?

-prying out the delicious lobster meat-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332192: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:09:46 PM

THE MOON LOBSTERS ARE HACKS.

I can't believe I'm not dead yet...

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1332193: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:09:49 PM

...Is that all...?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332194: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:11:44 PM

And now for the bisque itself!

-chopping up the lobster meat into bite sized bits while making a roux, adding broth once it's ready and putting the lobster in the pot-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1332195: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:13:01 PM

"... I don't like seeing people who don't need it. It makes me feel bad about myself."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332196: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:13:41 PM

The burning begins again as I boil away, my existence fading into this roux...

Who will tell the story of a god-to-be...?

Who will cause nuclear Armageddon in my absence...?

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1332197: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:17:37 PM

I wonder if talking food tastes better...?

-finally, ladles the bisque out into bowls and takes one of her own-

Okay! I've got plenty made.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1332198: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:23:18 PM

Would you like to go on?

(Seems she's open to listen)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1332199: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:24:37 PM

Goodbye... My life fades away... Taken by cruel fate... But I shall rise again... Wait- wait what do you mean I'm gone for ever. This wasn't part of the deaaaa-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1332200: Aug 20th 2018 at 4:27:02 PM

"... -exhales, squeezing her sweatpants a bit- ... I don't... I feel like I'm kind of... Nothing. A lot of kids growing up wanna be something, and some don't know what they want, but... I never wanted to... Be anything. I just... I exist, I guess, and it's a great life, almost spoiling. But I don't think I'll ever do anything ever. Besides make stuff on the internet and cosplay in my room."


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