"...Awkward."
"I would hit him if I could right now."
"Are...you okay...?"
-Nephew-
"So...capture and safe release into the wild isn't an option...?"
"I can try...what're you gonna do?"
-The cannons fire, setting the trees near Homura on fire...and blasting Audborg's leg off the roof and straight for her face-
Not with what we deal with. And especially not this thing.
Unless, of course, you know about an uninhabited arid desert region around here that I'm not aware of....
-He has a seat on a rock-
Just don't overthink it. This is just another honorable battle in the eternal war called Survival....
-Nervous Youth-
Why are you still HERE-
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Woods
Homura: Reply. (pulls out that
, steadies her aim down the sights, and fires back)
-SHIT PEOPLE-
"Aah!"
She jumped, surprised, and took a moment to catch her breath.
-Clearing her throat-
"Uhm, you haven't seen any monsters around, have you?"
-Well, that's a heck of a question to start with-
-Standing there all awkward and lanky-
-Looking around like something was going to come out and eat her-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]"I could...find one, maybe?"
-Faust's character-
"...Define 'monster?'"
"What are you-gah!"
-The missile impacts the Tinkerslug's face, staggering the poor thing-
"Grr...men! Tactical retreat! Looks like we'll have to rethink things...this place has some interesting assets, ripe for plundering!"
-The Tinkerslug turns and starts booking it away from Homura, Risky glaring at her from the crow's nest as it speeds off...and leveling her scimitar straight at her-
Edited by Randomman5 on Aug 14th 2018 at 11:23:39 AM
-Yuu’s all patched up- the nasty gash on his leg is gone, and so are the other scrapes and cuts he gained.-
-He’s still very dirty, and very upset about the situation (and he was missing his rabbit plushie) but he was fine.-
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(Homura sets the launcher down on the ground in front of her while looking back at Risky retreating.)
Homura: (Risky only) <...Only collateral damage, right?>
Main Room
Val: Whoa...Never seen any kind of medicine do that before! And hey, your cuts are all healed!
The damned queen and the relentless knight.

-Yuu sniffles and whimpers. He was dirty and in pain and just wanted to be hugged and all of this was too much for the poor child!-
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