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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1329926: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:36:02 PM

Main Room    (Primero)   

-Primero's looking at his Pale Moon deck that Kisara bought for him.-

-IT'S SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!-

-He wants to play Vanguard with his big brothers!-

-...But he only got to play it with Cuarto, but Cuarto just kept staring at the girls in his Angel Feather deck...-

Basement    (Cuarto)   

-!!! He hears another lovely lady nearby~...-

   "Another lovely lady here~... To be surrounded by them with no Tercero around~... Am I dreaming~...?"   

-...Naturally the guy is not aware that Muramasa is taken.-

-Oh, look Muramasa! ANOTHER Aichi! A... very weird one. He's the second oldest you've seen, but it's clear that he's not like the normal Aichis...-

-He nods to Lyler.-

   "Yes, ma'am~!"   

-However, before he can continue, Cori tosses the roses back to him.-

   "Y-You don't want them?! W-Why?!"   

-Oh crud, he seems hurt now, Cori... Very concerned for why you aren't accepting his roses.-

Kitchen    (Zwei)   

   "...Avoid thinking about the chances... It'll get you nowhere..."   

-He's still just as stoic as usual.-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Aug 13th 2018 at 4:40:17 AM

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1329927: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:40:10 PM

-Fumes at Cori-

It's none of your fucking business, but if you fuck around with me or my game, I will fucking punch you so hard in the stomach you will shit through your fucking navel!

-Flips Mura off, silently as she focuses on her search-

-Manages to finally snag an outlet-

-Sighs, relieved-

Everyone here is just completely useless! I would have been better off with three cysts than with you so-called people. Fuck ostie, at least I found this thing...

-Sits down by the outlet, looking at her DS-

Edited by eldritchseer on Aug 13th 2018 at 2:42:22 AM

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1329928: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:41:58 PM

(Lyler) Y'know, the more you act like an ass the less inclined we are to help you with your stuff, right?

(Mura just holds up the back of her left hand to Cuarto, showing off her wedding band)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1329929: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:42:55 PM

G-geez...

I-is that... uh... going okay? I'd offer to help, but... um... I'm already, uh, tied up with... with, um, another civil war I guess...

You're too old for me, sorry. I'm only four years old!

-she certainly doesn't look it-

-Lyler- What a sourpuss! Uhh, c'est non cool, mademoiselle.

-atrocious pronunciation, actually terrible-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1329930: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:46:11 PM

#851: Half and half. We're not really losing... but the stalemate's in our favour. Just a grind of getting ground, and then sometimes losing it again.

#852: Either way, we're the ones that have the momentum. So you don't need to worry. Dr.9 was planning this for a while, and it shows.

#851: Most of the reason why she's planning her vacation soon is so that she can have a break from trying to figure out how to break the stalemate. Stressful stuff to be in charge of planning it all.

Mmm. I'm trying not to think about it. Still... I'll have to figure out my contingencies...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1329931: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:49:16 PM

"...?"

primero!

there's a COOL ROBOT GIRL looking at your deck

CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1329932: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:54:47 PM

Basement    (Cuarto)   

-He's useless...? He was trying to please her, but he failed...-

   "S-Surely there is something I can do to improve your opinion of me? Just say the word, and I'll scour this very dimensional anomaly for whatever you wish~!"   

-And then Muramasa lifts her hand, and his expression changes to an extremely disappointed one.-

   "...O-Oh... I see..."   

-A gentleman doesn't steal a lady already betrothed...-

-However, then he hears Cori.-

-S-She's only four years old?!-

   "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh~?! Four years old~?!"   

-...-

-He zooms over to Cori, shiftily moves his eyes, and whispers to her...-

   "The truth is that I'm even younger than you are~......"   

-TELL THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE AGE GAP LESS AWKWARD!-

-A perfect plan!-

-...Wait, he's younger than Cori?! He looks like he's somewhere around 18-19!-

Kitchen    (Zwei)   

-Very true...-

   "...Of course... Don't pressure yourself... Let the ideas flow on their own..."   

-The best ideas come suddenly.-

Main Room    (Primero)   

   "Ahhhhhhh, this one's really cool too!!!"   

-...? It feels like someone's next to him...-

-...!!!!!!!!!!!!-

-ROBOT-

-COOL ROBOT-

-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

   "Whoa! You're so COOL!!!   

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1329933: Aug 13th 2018 at 2:59:19 PM

-Sneers at Mura-

The people here are about as useful as a lump of warm dog shit, so no big loss I suppose.

-Stares into Cori's soul, filled with hatred-

Kill yourself. You really should do that.

-Then pauses, turning to Cuarto-

... You want to make yourself useful, huh?

-Thinks for a moment-

Bring me a sandwich and a glass of milk. The sandwich must be peanut butter and jelly. Crunchy peanut butter.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1329934: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:03:40 PM

...

(tosses her smithing hammer into the air, catching it after it flips a couple times)

You gonna be alright, Dory?

(oh right cori she forgot your name)

Edited by foxmccloud4387 on Aug 13th 2018 at 3:03:25 AM

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1329935: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:03:40 PM

Aww, is le Francois, le grumpy-pantaloons?

-grins at Lyler when Cuarto-

...That... makes it worse aha! Sorry, you're not my type.

-Mura- S— sure! Why wouldn't I be?

O-oh. I see... t-that's really good then! That she'll win and stuff. Um...

When will she be here, d-do you know? I-is it gonna be very soon?

Edited by thespacephantom on Aug 13th 2018 at 5:08:56 AM

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1329936: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:09:04 PM

(shrugs) Just wanted to triple-check you ain't got thin skin.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1329937: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:12:21 PM

Mmm... I do not want to be unprepared...

#851: Well according to the report, anywhere between a week and a month.

#852: But that report came a week ago. We should be expecting an update if she's inbound-

-suddenly #851 looks surprised- #851: Hold it, Eight-Five-Two. You won't believe this, but we've gotten an update that she's inbound tomorrow.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1329938: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:15:28 PM

"... I-I am? Wow! A lot of people think that!"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1329939: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:17:08 PM

My skin's plenty thick, no sweat.

O—oh, shoot! -grins-

Wow... oh, man, okay. T— that'll be— g-good! I'll be sure to come by and say hi... oh, man, ehe.

-really excited to see someone he knows again-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1329940: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:18:16 PM

Basement    (Cuarto)   

-H-He's not Cori's type?!-

   "W-Why?! What is it? Am I not old enough? Is that why? I can, um..."   

-Oh geez, he's actually trying to figure out a solution to Cori not being interested in him...-

-Lyler wants him to get a peanut butter sandwich with crunchy peanut butter and a glass of milk.-

-Got it!-

-Cuarto nods with a determined expression.-

   "Yes, ma'am~! I won't take long~!"   

-Annnnnnnd Cuarto zooms off faster than anyone ever could have imagined.-

-He'll get the perfect glass of milk and crunchy peanut butter sandwich anyone could ever imagine!-

-He has to... he's already dropped the ball on Muramasa (can't do anything if she's taken...).-

-...But he's not going to give up on Lyler or Cori!-

-He's already decided he would break through Sthesia's mental image of him reminding her of a younger brother figure, and he won't give up on these two either!-

-Eventually he zooms back with the milk and sandwich on a tray for Lyler.-

   "For the lovely maiden~..."   

-It... looks ridiculously fancy and well-prepared.-

-The truth is that he's a horrible cook, but when a precious maiden is involved, his Maiden Qualia activates, and he can achieve feats he never could without a lady's love on the line!-

-...Yes, he would normally fail at this sandwich if it didn't involve pleasing a girl.-

Main Room    (Primero)   

-Primero nods a lot.-

   "Uh huh! You're really, really, really, really, REALLY cool!"   

-Zwei like robots! Maybe he'd be happy knowing that Primero met a robot!-

   "What all kinds of robot stuff can you do?!"   

-The boy is excited to learn more about you, Audrey!-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1329941: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:19:50 PM

No sweat? Man, that's gotta be hell in the summer.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1329942: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:21:27 PM

Sorry, kiddo! I'm not sure what there is you can do about the standard passage of time!

-Mura- Haha that's a joke right?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1329943: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:21:44 PM

#852: Apparently the guys who've been her personal guards have said she's been meaning to talk to you anyway. Been a long time, after all.

#851: So hey! She was thinking of you. And uh, well you were part of our briefing for this assignment. Although she considered it unlikely that you'd be here, considering how long it has been... she did include you, regardless.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1329944: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:22:12 PM

-Looks at Cori-

You look like something the Blue Man Group would squat down and squirt into a sewer.

-Looks at Cuarto, her expression shifting to vaguely resemble something other than contempt-

Merci beaucoup.

-Tries the sandwich and milk-

....

-Squints-

Yes, this is good. You have done an adequate job at this. Congratulations for managing to put together a sandwich and some milk. I think I dislike you a little less now.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1329945: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:23:42 PM

Oh, pshh. 'Course it is... though, now I'm curious, does your species sweat?

CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1329946: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:26:36 PM

Basement    (Cuarto)   

-B-B-B-B-But...-

   "T-The age gap isn't that large! A-At most it's..."   

-He starts counting on his hands.-

   "...Somewhere around 3 years and a half!"   

-...That... doesn't make it any better.-

-And then he beams when he hears Lyler.-

   "Ah, thank you~! I'm glad that I could help you with this~!"   

-He is closer to winning her heart~! Continue to please her, and you'll woo her in no time~!-

-He... takes the condescension very well.-

-Does he even realize that it's condescension?-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Aug 13th 2018 at 5:26:17 AM

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1329947: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:30:46 PM

O-oh... wow. Did... she say anything flattering about me? A-anything nice?

I-in the report...?

Ah, I see the color 'purple' is not something in any French lexicon then.

-Mura- Well, I sweat. I dunno about quarians, and I gather that humans do as well.

-Cuarto- I don't make the rules! It's just the way it is.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1329948: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:33:48 PM

#851: Parts of it are classified information, but on the whole dude. Yeah, I think she gives you a positive impression.

#852: Bear in mind, that she's going off of information from years ago, but she just thinks you can be a little like... what was the phrase in the report?

#851: "Like a cat stranded on an inflatable sunbed in the middle of the ocean."

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1329949: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:34:06 PM

"... Hmm... I got an outlet in my chest so I can always charge... uh, other people's phones. I'm my own phone! I can also take off my head if I felt like it!"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1329950: Aug 13th 2018 at 3:34:07 PM

-Nods at Cuarto-

Now, do me a favour and don't talk to me while I try to enjoy my portable game, despite the stench of our company over there.

-Gestues to Cori-

I hope you trip walking up the stairs and break your neck.


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