-just standing absolutely still, as the brain looks between all three-
Humans always prattling on with their jokes.
Maybe not everyone likes jokes.
-raises a hand towards Johnny and then the brain shakes its' head and sighs-
Of course, there's not much I could do to teach you a lesson... Other than punch you, but I'm too lazy to move this suit over there just to do that.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell, by giving you a correction. I may be a brain in a jar. But the jar is connected to a state of the art robotic skeleton apparatus to give me movement upon the land.
Designed by yours truly, it has numerous weapons.
All else fails though, I guess I'll just have to find a way to fight you inside a body of water where I'm more powerful
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWhen submerged in- -"human capabilities"-
-he points angrily, turning to face the direction he's pointing- I'm not human, you piece of salvaged junk covered in the faecal matter of a thousand of your earthly CATTLE.
-the jar lights up with how angry this brain-in-a-jar is- You are the most ignorant piece of scrap that I have laid eyes upon today. I am a fine example of my species. I come from a planet far, far from your pathetic world with all its' dry land.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-heavy breathing, before the suit presses the button again and bubbles are seen flowing through the water again- Okay- I'm calm. I'm calm.
-it makes a sound as if clearing its' throat- Where was I... before I was so torn astray by correcting the feeble-minded machine...
Ah yes. Inside a body of water, my species is capable of telekinesis upon things that are inside the same body of water. A sort of- water-borne telekinesis.
Edited by RegularDefender on Aug 10th 2018 at 12:12:29 PM
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-holy shit, it's a man in a sui-
-no wait, that's a jar, not a head-
-... wait that jar has water in it-
-that jar has a brain in it-
-the brain has EYES-
You heard me, human gamer.
Edited by RegularDefender on Aug 10th 2018 at 11:34:59 AM
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