Eeep!
-Shocker lifts off his welding mask in surprise-
Who was it?
-Roo is slowly backing away from the source of the voice-
Deer
....!
WOAH-!
-He falls back into the couch, before sitting back up and clutching his chest, exhaling.-
Hoo!....You're lookin' a little, uh-...lightheaded, there! Gave me a spook!
MAYONNAISE
-just standing absolutely still, as the brain looks between all three-
Humans always prattling on with their jokes.
Maybe not everyone likes jokes.
-raises a hand towards Johnny and then the brain shakes its' head and sighs-
Of course, there's not much I could do to teach you a lesson... Other than punch you, but I'm too lazy to move this suit over there just to do that.
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That's... that's not a typical reploid right there...
-Shocker just sinks into the far end of the couch, trying to keep his distance-
Deer
...Hey, Brain Man, take it easy, I ain't tryin' to start fights!
-He raises his hands passively-
MAYONNAISE
Good, because I'd wreck you. As the infantile minded youth of your pathetic society say.
-the suit presses a button near the collar of the jar, and bubbles flow through the water for a moment-
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Wreck him? But you're a brain in a jar.
Roo, shut up for a moment.
Deer
-He points-
...Boxeroo's got a point, Greymatter. How exactly would you pick a fight with anybody in a state like that?
MAYONNAISE
Well, by giving you a correction. I may be a brain in a jar. But the jar is connected to a state of the art robotic skeleton apparatus to give me movement upon the land.
Designed by yours truly, it has numerous weapons.
All else fails though, I guess I'll just have to find a way to fight you inside a body of water where I'm more powerful
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Oh, what kinds of stuff can you do in water?
You designed that yourself? Wait, that means you must've been a doc!
Human capabilities are... frightening...
Deer
MAYONNAISE
When submerged in- -"human capabilities"-
-he points angrily, turning to face the direction he's pointing- I'm not human, you piece of salvaged junk covered in the faecal matter of a thousand of your earthly CATTLE.
-the jar lights up with how angry this brain-in-a-jar is- You are the most ignorant piece of scrap that I have laid eyes upon today. I am a fine example of my species. I come from a planet far, far from your pathetic world with all its' dry land.
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.....
....Uhhh-..Buddy?
Salvaged!? I am a brand new model you... you... brain!
Actually, you're right, Shocker's totally recycled!
Shut up!
Deer
MAYONNAISE
-heavy breathing, before the suit presses the button again and bubbles are seen flowing through the water again- Okay- I'm calm. I'm calm.
-it makes a sound as if clearing its' throat- Where was I... before I was so torn astray by correcting the feeble-minded machine...
Ah yes. Inside a body of water, my species is capable of telekinesis upon things that are inside the same body of water. A sort of- water-borne telekinesis.
Edited by RegularDefender on Aug 10th 2018 at 12:12:29 PM
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Wow, that’s kinda rad. Like one of those villains from my favorite super hero cartoons!
-Roo beams-
Way cooler than Shocker.
....
Deer
Hoo! Sounds like a freaky alien superpower if I've ever heard one. All we can do in water is swim and hold our breath.
My friend Flame explodes if you submerge him in water!
Deer
MAYONNAISE
Meanwhile, I'm aquatic so I breathe in water. And of course I swim. -the brain swims inside the jar for a moment-
-before he slows down and just sort of stares at Roo- You mock me?
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He’s not mocking you. I think he’s actually praising you.
-Shocker looks ready to knock Roo upside the head-
Yeah, once you get over the initial shock, I think you’re pretty rad!
Deer
MAYONNAISE
Well, I still feel attacked, for being compared to a villain.
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No worries, no worries. Sometimes the villians are the cool ones, y'know?
Deer
MAYONNAISE
It's still an attack on my moral character, which I'll have you know, I've been working on.
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Okay okay, fiiine.
Still think it’s cool, though.
-The Reploid kicks at the floor-
So he doesn’t get scolded?
Deer
-holy shit, it's a man in a sui-
-no wait, that's a jar, not a head-
-... wait that jar has water in it-
-that jar has a brain in it-
-the brain has EYES-
You heard me, human gamer.
Edited by RegularDefender on Aug 10th 2018 at 11:34:59 AM
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