...Uh... Well...? It's called "Earth", and there's countries on it like Sweden, Russia, Japan... And there's just, uh... humans, mostly, and animals. The year right now is 2014, and... uh... shit, what else...?
Hm... It's sort of hard to say! I think he's sleeping more than what's normal, because it's most of the time. Do they ever hibernate...? It seems too warm for that, though.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(SCURRY SCURRY SCAMPER)
(Eventually leads him to the shore, where there's an indentation in the long grass around the shore about the size and shape of a person, an—)
(...seamonster in the lake
◊ SEAMONSTER SEA MONSTERRRRR)
...N—
Oh no! He's just a wonderful war-beast, is all. Here is the human!
(Sets down his food and hops atop...)
(...The sprawled out figure of a filthy, chunky, generally unconscious-looking pale dude with very long, blonde hair and a tattered shirt and shorts. He appears to have been chained to a small stake in the ground by his wrist, but he doesn't seem to mind much... he just sleepin while the pup crawls all over him.)
See...? Está durmiendo...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

...Hm.
Is your name Cori.
???