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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1327251: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:05:36 PM

<Excuse me, are you actually recording this?>

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327252: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:09:30 PM

“That’s...ironic hey did I mention I’m a journalist? Kinda?”

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1327253: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:10:13 PM

my word Felicia she is O U T

and snoring

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1327254: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:11:41 PM

Oh, goody!

Yeah, go ahead and take the story.

My name's Xenos by the way.

In my native tongue it means Zenith.

The prophecy described me as the Zenith of All Ahxenites.

With me came the fall.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327255: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:13:00 PM

“Hell, I’m not ‘taking’ it, you’re gonna help me with this.”

-Wait what-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1327256: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:13:45 PM

...

(snaps her fingers in Trudy's face)

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1327257: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:15:10 PM

-Gaf blinks-

<A journalist? Hmph, I hope your paper doesn’t reach Earth...>

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1327259: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:16:49 PM

Ohhh?

You want me to help you with my life's story?

Geez, I think the part where I'm an emperor of an interplanetary empire's gonna flop if I'm honest...

I was so bored of it that I left my position.

Oh, and the planet-destroying. That'll probably get bad reviews.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1327261: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:18:04 PM

(Nod nod nod...)

...Ahhh, honey... Life, uhhhm... i-it requires sacrifice, and— and this will be a worthy one... Calcium, however, that will be very easy, yes...! I— I will have some ice cream...

(Slowly and steadily sits himself up, groaning a bit. Smiles, tho, as his limbs actually function now...!)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327263: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:24:12 PM

"That...counts, I suppose. Oriana, I'm a doctor."

-Notices Trudy-

"...Trudy, did you fall asleep there? You've been keeping up on your medicines, ri-Kora?"

"Quiet sis, making history. So, Xenos. Here's where you've miscalculated - we can change up a few details if you want and sell it as fiction 'based on a true story.' Because I think I get you - unstoppable being, capable of destroying worlds in a blink. But here's a challenge - becoming the first bestselling alien author."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1327264: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:27:10 PM

-he raises his eyebrows-

Now that is an interesting proposition.

Here I am designing powers to grant humans in a tournament to change the destiny of the winner...

-he leans back, thinking about it for a moment-

You know, I think I'll do it!

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1327265: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:28:26 PM

-Gaf stares at the two incredulously-

<A book? You’re really going to do a book on aliens?>

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327266: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:28:45 PM

"Knew you'd see it my way."

-Passes him the laptop-

"Alright, gimme a basic outline and we can look to see where we might wanna change some details. Make our 'completely fictional' protagonist less...mass-murdery. Don't worry, not judging, I was like that once too."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1327267: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:31:23 PM

-to Gaf-

People have made documentaries on aliens, anyway.

Well- humans have.

They're often misguided.

-to Kora-

Riiight!

Lets see...

Damn, wish I could grab my copies of the records for the early years here...

I'd mostly be going on memory here, and it's probably the part that'd garner the most sympathy.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327268: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:33:37 PM

"Gonna use your real name or a pen name? We're gonna need a photo so people know this is actually a book written by an actual alien. Who isn't me. We're not letting people know about me. Yes that's selfish. No I don't care."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1327269: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:34:11 PM

<... Yes, I’m quite aware of those. Mertil sure is...>

<But surely we have more standards than human programming, correct?>

Deer
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1327271: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:34:15 PM

...A-ah, and— and it is a pleasure, doctor... I— I am the Resplendent Lord, Prince of the Thousand Stars, Panagiotis Lucien Ibarra... but— but you may call me Panos, o-or God, but— but most default to the former, and— and this is very acceptable, yes...

(nervous hand extension for SHAKE... Carries himself with a generally shy and meek air, despite his heretical claims.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1327272: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:34:17 PM

Main Room

(@Panos) What, um, flavor do you want?

Edited by josh6243 on Aug 1st 2018 at 8:34:04 AM

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1327273: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:37:18 PM

-to Kora-

Well, I was gonna make a global broadcast video of myself, so this isn't a big deal.

Aaaaand... no pen name.

-to Gaf-

If you wanted standards, then you shouldn't talk to me.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1327274: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:38:28 PM

"Oh, I'm a...'goddess' too, from another universe. Explains why I could heal you, obviously."

{Play along, he's too physically fragile to risk shattering his obviously delusional psyche...}

"Makes things easy, cool. Name's Kora, by the way. Kora...Cosmos my baby sister picked the last name shut up."

"Baby?!"

"Love you too, sis."

Edited by Randomman5 on Aug 1st 2018 at 11:38:35 AM

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1327275: Aug 1st 2018 at 8:38:43 PM

<You’re going to incite an actual panic doing this.>

<Not to mention you’re clearly going to lie in this novel. This is going to make things hard.>

Deer

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