Ohhh?
You want me to help you with my life's story?
Geez, I think the part where I'm an emperor of an interplanetary empire's gonna flop if I'm honest...
I was so bored of it that I left my position.
Oh, and the planet-destroying. That'll probably get bad reviews.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post(Nod nod nod...)
...Ahhh, honey... Life, uhhhm... i-it requires sacrifice, and— and this will be a worthy one... Calcium, however, that will be very easy, yes...! I— I will have some ice cream...
(Slowly and steadily sits himself up, groaning a bit. Smiles, tho, as his limbs actually function now...!)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"That...counts, I suppose. Oriana, I'm a doctor."
-Notices Trudy-
"...Trudy, did you fall asleep there? You've been keeping up on your medicines, ri-Kora?"
"Quiet sis, making history. So, Xenos. Here's where you've miscalculated - we can change up a few details if you want and sell it as fiction 'based on a true story.' Because I think I get you - unstoppable being, capable of destroying worlds in a blink. But here's a challenge - becoming the first bestselling alien author."
-he raises his eyebrows-
Now that is an interesting proposition.
Here I am designing powers to grant humans in a tournament to change the destiny of the winner...
-he leans back, thinking about it for a moment-
You know, I think I'll do it!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-to Gaf-
People have made documentaries on aliens, anyway.
Well- humans have.
They're often misguided.
-to Kora-
Riiight!
Lets see...
Damn, wish I could grab my copies of the records for the early years here...
I'd mostly be going on memory here, and it's probably the part that'd garner the most sympathy.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post...A-ah, and— and it is a pleasure, doctor... I— I am the Resplendent Lord, Prince of the Thousand Stars, Panagiotis Lucien Ibarra... but— but you may call me Panos, o-or God, but— but most default to the former, and— and this is very acceptable, yes...
(nervous hand extension for SHAKE... Carries himself with a generally shy and meek air, despite his heretical claims.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"Oh, I'm a...'goddess' too, from another universe. Explains why I could heal you, obviously."
{Play along, he's too physically fragile to risk shattering his obviously delusional psyche...}
"Makes things easy, cool. Name's Kora, by the way. Kora...Cosmos my baby sister picked the last name shut up."
"Baby?!"
"Love you too, sis."
Edited by Randomman5 on Aug 1st 2018 at 11:38:35 AM

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