Panos and Pals
...I-it is commonplace, completely... Attempts on my life have— have been made, uhhhm... n-nonstop, since my childhood... It—it is merely a part of the trial, the innate trial I live daily j-just by virtue of existence, th-the forge of my continued ascension...
…?!
...mon Theiu... Wh-whatever liniment you have injected— alongside the microchips —this—this is clearly decalcifying my pineal glad, allowing me to open my third eye and tap into the Root with—with my chakras and—and ossify the cartilage...
(Pronounces the "ch" in "chakras" with a very phlegmy, rough "HRK" sort of hard k sound. His English may be near-native, but dude has a bizarre accent sometimes...)
...O-oh, thank you, thank you and bless you...!
Escaping Pals
Yes, yes, on your way, don't come back anytime soon! If you do, I—
.............
(realizes Sandra made off with the Portal Gun.)
(has a moment like this in Italian
)
"...Sure, let's go with that. Okay, so you're going to want a high calcium intake for about two weeks, avoid physical activity-"
-Ori rolls her eyes upon saying that one-
"-and this last bit is weird but don't eat honey for three days. Just...don't."
-Kora is also in the main room, typing on her laptop-
I know, right?
You just zone out and boom. Your mouth starts moving.
Happens to me all the time.
I just say stuff, and sometimes I'm not even thinking about it.
Like that time I insulted that weird green-skinned guy with white hair, literally after just meeting him.
No idea what happened to him, but he seemed like a dick.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postEires checked their face as their eye continued healing, sighing at particles of what appeared to be a black, smokey dust emanating from the socket.
They looked over at Midna.
"...Waiting around for the afterparty?" They asked dryly, with a hint of a smirk.
Edited by ImmortalFaust on Aug 1st 2018 at 7:28:39 AM
[forum cryptid: it/it's]"Shame, suns are a pretty damn good source of energy. And vitamin D."
-She didn't actually say "vitamin D" but that's certainly what Xenos's brain heard-
"Seen it. Giant plants, fire monsters, giant toads - ew - dragons, ice monsters, you name it."
Edited by Randomman5 on Aug 1st 2018 at 10:33:31 AM

-Xenos is wearing a pair of headphones, slightly zoned out in the main room-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post