Yes, she's friendly, and I like to help her stay fed, but she gets mad when I don't stay still and uses her spell on me.
Her name is Sandy and she always loves it when I call her that.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?…
(whoa... Blinks, wheezing a bit.)
...D-do you know where she is...? She— I would assume, by— by virtue of being a vampire, that she would probably have some, uhhhm... knowledge needed to deal with this awful fascist one...
(#notallvampires)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Sure.
-She squats down next to a cockroach-
Sandy?
-The cockroach forms into a frustrated looking vamp lass-
Sandra. Just Sandra.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?…!!!
(Startles, narrowly staving off an asthma attack. Catches his breath and tries to get his composure, looking to Sandra.)
...U-uhhhm... H-hello, fellow non-mortal being... I am God, and— and I was, uhhm—... There's— there is this other v-vampire I think and he's— kind of, uhhhm... victimized me in some manners that I did not consent to, qu-quite unlike your arrangement with my dear friend and disciple Gracia Ardonis, Most Pure and Immaculate Among All Mortals and— and... can— have you maybe seen him, it's important and I can't move my arms or legs...
(Wheeeeze...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-She flinches at his reckless use of the G-Word-
Look, whatever delusion you're under, nobody deserves to be stuck like you are. But if it's another vampire doing this... well, I'm not sure. I haven't dealt with another vampire in a century. Well, except for one, but my method of dealing with them is one that won't translate to this guy.
You're gonna need garlic, you're gonna need stakes, you're gonna need crucifixes and something that can behead a guy in one good swing.
-Gracia's taking mental notes-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Sunlight will keep him from using his powers, if he's anything like me. But who knows what rules he follows. Maybe it burns him, like in movies.
I say stakes, but that's just because wood is nice and natural, stabbing them in the heart with that will kill them faster than most metals, unless you've got a rapier laced with silver edges. Which I do.
I'm not exactly eager to go killing my own kind, but then again, I'm a pretty big exception to the "vampires are all sacks of shit" rule.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

<It’s a proof of my medal, huh?>
-Gal’s eyes suggest he’s smiling, in a way-
<I do my best not to show it, but it happens from time to time.>
Deer