Outside (Survivor Aichi)
-...? Training...?-
-...Oh, he must have met one of the other Aichis.-
"I-I'm sorry, but you have me confused with one of the other Aichis... There's... apparently a lot of us here..."
-Sheepish expression is a go.-
-He finally sits up and looks up at Laura.-
"W-Well... You tripped and, well...fell into the lake..."
(SOMETHING hisses loudly at Midna, a nasty few globules of saliva dribbling from the ceiling, but it skitters away really quick.)
(From the dim light, something even more horrific is visible. Some kind of awful, amorphous blob-monster, with a disgusting tuft of red plumage protruding from the ghastly nub that can only be described as its head, and—)
(...Oh wait... that's just a slightly unfortunate-looking man
◊ who's been handcuffed to a pipe in some dark corner. He's been muffled by a strip of cloth tied hastily around his mouth, but is frantically "mmmph"ing at Midna.)
"Alternate timelines, everyone has one...'cept me. I'm too cool for that."
"...This is either illegal or some really freaky stuff."
-Walks over and undoes the cloth around his mouth-
"What's going on?"
"Figures, hate this place..."
-So...she's in flip-flops, a jacket and a swim suit-
"Just wanted to relax after the gym, stupid pocket dimension..."
Outside (Survivor Aichi)
-...? When did Pan get here...?-
"...Yeah... I'll be fine..."
-He says that a bit wearily, but it's sincere.-
-And then he looks back up towards Laura.-
"You've been here before...?"
-However, he finds himself noticing the swimsuit, and...-
-...-
-...He averts his eyes. Is he a tiny bit pink?-
-Once again, if Laura was at the beach it'd be a bit different (context, the mood of the beach, etc.), but she's not, so...-
(LOUD WHEEZE, normal-volume coughs...)
Hhhhh... M-most blessed are you among women, coming and liberating me from the gaping maw of miserable torture at the hands of an inhuman foe...! Hh—... I-I have been here, for—... even I am unable to grasp the passage of time spent at the cruel mercy of my adversary...
(Looks down.)
hhhh... I am wounded somehow, I know it... DAMN YOU, CONNIVER—! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD HIMSELF...!
(...mmm dude has some issues)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"Probably, Marcia. And ah, Eve is tough but nice and cool and kind of sarcastic-"
-Oh boy, she's drunk rambling-
"Oh, for the love of-Aichi, chill."
"Ooookaaaaaay, let's get you outta here."
-Midna snaps, a small pulse of magic breaking the cuffs off-
Edited by Randomman5 on Jul 26th 2018 at 10:14:20 AM
I-I owe everything to you, everything! The strength and mercy of Mari, embodied in one... you're— you're not a human woman... but still a woman! Yes, a very blessed and wonderful wo—
(Tries to move is arm, only to have it flop at a hideous and unnatural angle, as though it were made of rubber or something.)
...merde...!
(Experiences the same disturbing and unfortunate dilemma with his leg.)
...he fucking took my bones...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Outside (Survivor Aichi)
-He's... been to the beach...-
"I-I've been to the beach, but it's a little different there..."
-It's hard to explain...-
"I... people wear swimsuits at the beach. It's normal..."
-But outside of the beach or a pool or wherever else it'd be appropriate, seeing a woman in a bikini sort of flusters him.-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jul 26th 2018 at 9:26:18 AM
"Love you too, kid. Like the annoying little bro I never had."
-Laura lays down on her towel-
"This is a lake. It's like a diet beach."
-A wolf walks up and shoves itself under Panos, walking off with him on its back-
"I'll give you a lift but next one you're paying fare. What the heck happened?"
-Midna and the wolf start headed for the stairs-
Edited by Randomman5 on Jul 26th 2018 at 10:25:58 AM

"You're underage, Allen. Nope."
-Sip-
-She finally sits up and starts coughing up a ton of water...right in Aichi's direction, oh come on-
-Midna summons a ball of light in her right hand-
"Hello?"
Edited by Randomman5 on Jul 26th 2018 at 9:42:29 AM