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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326126: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:13:21 AM

That why you knew about humans in the first place?

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326127: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:15:59 AM

Mmm.

All my experience with humans are from here.

Guess this place got me used to the weird. I mean, you're kind of around that level of freaky-face-ness a human is to me.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326128: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:18:49 AM

And I don't even have big ears like humans do.

Though our skin is UV-Proof.

I can stand in the sunshine for hours and never tan.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326129: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:21:27 AM

Shame, I heard that for humans, tanning is what humans do to enhance their beauty.

-Pina crosses his arms, a wide smile on his face-

Thank goodness I'm naturally beautiful~

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326130: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:28:42 AM

Under your standards, anyway.

Meanwhile, none can compare to me in my species...

Well.

Mostly because I'm the only one left, but eh.

Shit happens.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326131: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:31:46 AM

...?

-Pina's posture stiffens, just a bit-

You're the only one?

Jeeze, how did that happen?

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326132: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:35:53 AM

So I was born, and I'm the world-ending prophecy of my species.

So my childhood was everyone being terrified that I was going to destroy the world, and I only found out that was the reason when I searched the part of the library that I was barred from when I was like- a teenager.

So I was like "What the fuck, my dudes- what can I do to make you think I'm not gonna destroy you all"

and they were like

"Get The Fuck Off Our Planet"

So I went away.

And while I was away, the sun decided to whip my homeworld into shape.

Solar Flares are dicks.

Wiped out all life on the planet, and if I go back there now, it's basically all just scorched ruins. With some records and shit that survived, because we kept records of everything.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326133: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:41:06 AM

....

Oh, that's... hmm.

I'm sorry for, well, your losses.

-Pina's ears droop-

I can't say that I had it worse than you. Far from it, really, but I was born into awful circumstances myself...

Still, a tragedy like that, I can't even imagine how it must feel.

Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 26th 2018 at 2:41:01 PM

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326134: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:43:56 AM

Eh, I stopped caring about it.

In reality, I kind of find it ironic.

Because if I was there, still- I'd probably have been able to stop the solar flare.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326135: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:46:36 AM

...

Tch, stupid prophecy. If it wasn't there...

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326136: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:49:10 AM

Yep!

If it wasn't there, my childhood would've been a lot different, and I could've probably saved the world.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326137: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:53:11 AM

You must be really good at not letting that affect you, huh?

... I mean, I thought I got stuffing your past in a small drawer down pat, but that kind of baggage would've killed me.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326138: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:57:45 AM

Psh, yeah.

I'm really good at burying baggage.

I adapt to situations like that.

-clicks his fingers-

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326139: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:02:37 PM

...

Like, even if some guy kidnapped you and strung you up in some construction site?

... Hypothetically, how would you deal with that?

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326140: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:07:59 PM

The guy would find it hard to kidnap me in the first place.

I've developed immunity to like- most of the poisons in the galaxy, I think.

If it hasn't been tried yet, maybe I'll go down for a bit, but I'll bounce back with a new immunity to boot.

Buuuut if I was strung up in a construction site...

I'd probably try to break free of the restraints with my sheer strength.

Failing that, I have other powers. Like exploding eye-beams.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326141: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:09:19 PM

...

-Pina sighs-

... Well, okay.

That was no help at all, but thanks.

Yeah, I guess you look pretty strong anyways, I doubt anyone could kidnap you.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326142: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:10:48 PM

If you wanted help, you should've asked what I'd do if I was you.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326143: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:12:41 PM

Alright then, shoot.

...

By the way, in this completely hypothetical position, your ankle is twisted, your arms and legs are tied like this, and there's duct tape on your mouth.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326144: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:22:25 PM

-thinks for a long moment-

That situation really sounds like I'd need help if I was you...

A lot of self-discipline would be needed, but maybe if you dislocated your wrist in order to loosen the ropes tying your hands together, you could get free.

Depending on the strength of the duct-tape you could try to bring it into your mouth to chew it and spit it out, before gnawing at the ropes that you can reach.

Otherwise, hope that someone comes along.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326145: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:25:30 PM

...

-Pina thinks about it for a long while, pinching his lower lip-

... Yeah, that's probably the best I could do in that situation.

And the only help I'd probably get is... haaaa... I'm doomed, huh?

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326146: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:30:04 PM

Yeah, that's a pretty bad situation to be in.

You are pretty fucked when it gets to that point.

Most of your solutions are entirely dependent upon the situation, and how good they are at restraining you.

And this isn't even taking into account whether they strung you up on a high-beam with no solid ground to fall onto.

Or well, there is ground but it's a long way down.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326147: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:32:18 PM

Well, I'm not strung up in the air, I know that.

If my leg wasn't twisted, I could outrun that bear if I managed to get myself free, but...

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326148: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:35:15 PM

Yeahhhh- best to try and do it when he's not watching.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326149: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:36:49 PM

...

That's what I was trying to do before I got whisked here again.

Thanks... this means a lot. To just talk this out.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326150: Jul 26th 2018 at 12:40:19 PM

Well that's a goddamn lottery win, if you ask me.

Get kidnapped and end up in a different dimension on a sheer fluke of chance.

That's damn lucky.

Your kidnapper isn't here, after all.

Which means when you go back- you can go back healed, and more importantly not in his very-confused hands.

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