So I was born, and I'm the world-ending prophecy of my species.
So my childhood was everyone being terrified that I was going to destroy the world, and I only found out that was the reason when I searched the part of the library that I was barred from when I was like- a teenager.
So I was like "What the fuck, my dudes- what can I do to make you think I'm not gonna destroy you all"
and they were like
"Get The Fuck Off Our Planet"
So I went away.
And while I was away, the sun decided to whip my homeworld into shape.
Solar Flares are dicks.
Wiped out all life on the planet, and if I go back there now, it's basically all just scorched ruins. With some records and shit that survived, because we kept records of everything.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post....
Oh, that's... hmm.
I'm sorry for, well, your losses.
-Pina's ears droop-
I can't say that I had it worse than you. Far from it, really, but I was born into awful circumstances myself...
Still, a tragedy like that, I can't even imagine how it must feel.
Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 26th 2018 at 2:41:01 PM
DeerThe guy would find it hard to kidnap me in the first place.
I've developed immunity to like- most of the poisons in the galaxy, I think.
If it hasn't been tried yet, maybe I'll go down for a bit, but I'll bounce back with a new immunity to boot.
Buuuut if I was strung up in a construction site...
I'd probably try to break free of the restraints with my sheer strength.
Failing that, I have other powers. Like exploding eye-beams.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-thinks for a long moment-
That situation really sounds like I'd need help if I was you...
A lot of self-discipline would be needed, but maybe if you dislocated your wrist in order to loosen the ropes tying your hands together, you could get free.
Depending on the strength of the duct-tape you could try to bring it into your mouth to chew it and spit it out, before gnawing at the ropes that you can reach.
Otherwise, hope that someone comes along.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postYeah, that's a pretty bad situation to be in.
You are pretty fucked when it gets to that point.
Most of your solutions are entirely dependent upon the situation, and how good they are at restraining you.
And this isn't even taking into account whether they strung you up on a high-beam with no solid ground to fall onto.
Or well, there is ground but it's a long way down.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell that's a goddamn lottery win, if you ask me.
Get kidnapped and end up in a different dimension on a sheer fluke of chance.
That's damn lucky.
Your kidnapper isn't here, after all.
Which means when you go back- you can go back healed, and more importantly not in his very-confused hands.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

That why you knew about humans in the first place?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post