Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Nice... (resumes looking at blueprints) Got any suggestions for my next blade?
MAYONNAISE
Well, I don't know what other blades you have.
So, nope!
Maybe one that has a pizza cutter in it too.
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Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Ooh... I haven't thought of that before! (adds that right into her blueprints.) Thanks.
MAYONNAISE
You probably already have a chainsaw one too.
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Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Well. The latest version will have that mode available.
MAYONNAISE
I knew it.
You humans put chainsaws on everything if you can.
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"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Upstairs, Marcus sneezes-
"The fuck...?"
-There's a mouse hole in the wall of the main room now-
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
To be fair, I'm technically not a human. Then again, my dad programmed me to act like one.
MAYONNAISE
So you're a robot.
That also likes chainsaws.
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A chill feller
-luis and lily are hanging around the mouse hole with... a cookie?-
A—are you sure this will work?
Maybe. I think so...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Yep. Cutting things with a nice blade is good civilization in my opinion. And chainsaws are no exception.
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Oh come on, guys-
-You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool someone with-oh hey, he's walking out-
-Slowly, but still-
MAYONNAISE
It amuses me.
So you're making weapons for fun, or what?
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Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Well, I make them to protect others around here. Sometimes, I make them because I'm bored.
A chill feller
-OH THERE HE IS! KNEEL AS LOW AS POSSIBLE-
... H—hello...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Lune gets a text from Ovi-
Some dork with brown hair and a backpack knocked on my door and asked if I'd want to play some tabletop RPG? You know anything about her? Had weird space-y green eyes, set off a Geiger Counter?
"...Aaaaaah!"
-And back in the mouse hole he goes-
Edited by Randomman5 on Jul 21st 2018 at 2:23:21 PM
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
Ah. Does she know Ori and Kora?
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
Who and who?
MAYONNAISE
Ahhhh.
The ol' 'for protection or for boredom'.
You must have a lot by now, right?
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A chill feller
I—I'm not—I—
He wanted to apologize for scaring you!
Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Jul 21st 2018 at 11:42:27 AM
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-He peeks out, slowly-
"...Really...?"
A chill feller
-he nods-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...O-okay..."
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
It's a long story, but they're sentient nebulae with plenty of cosmic power.
Yep. Now I have to security-proof my room in case burglars show up.
Depends on your opinion.
You can get a lot more force behind the strike with a ice-pick, yeah.
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