Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(@Minari) Huh... I won't hurt you?
A chill feller
-luis looks upa t pan and oh hey he freezed the water in the cup just now-
Uh—h-h—hi!
... Who a—who're you talking to?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(@Luis) No clue. He's...he's so cute, though.
"... -exhales- ... Okay."
And then there was silence
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
{I'm "cute?!"}
"I promise. I'm gonna ask around tomorrow, see if anyone knows a good, moral doctor to look at you."
A chill feller
Who is—
-luis finally then notices minari-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"..."
-He's making a break for a mouse hole in the wall!-
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(@Minari) Don't run! He's not...not gonna hurt you!
"... Alright... Alright..."
And then there was silence
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone-
"Now just...try to relax. Everything's gonna be fine."
"... Mnnngh..."
And then there was silence
A chill feller
-OH NO YOU SCARED HIM LUIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!-
Ah! I—I—I'm sorry! Please don't run! I didn't—I'm sorry!
-oh no the giant feel self conscious!!!!-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MAYONNAISE
-Xenos is sitting in the kitchen, holding a small obelisk looking thing-
This is a good starting point I think...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(Lune's in the kitchen, working on the plans for a new Zankantou.)
MAYONNAISE
... Is this a kitchen or a workshop?
-he looks up at Lune-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
It can be both, depending on the situation. (the oven dings, revealing a warm Parmesan Hero with the works. Lune grabs it.)
MAYONNAISE
Fair play.
What are you working on though?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(@Xenos) A shape-shifting blade.
MAYONNAISE
Ohhh- neat.
I remember finding a few of those.
Absolutely fantastic pieces of equipment.
Very versatile.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(@Xenos) Agreed. If you had one of these, what would you do with it?
Edited by josh6243 on Jul 21st 2018 at 8:56:17 AM
MAYONNAISE
Lets see...
The last one I had, I used to climb a mountain in order to stab a guy on the top of it.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
{Yeesh. This guy is quite brutal.}
I bet you used it like a hiking stick for the climb, right?
MAYONNAISE
More like an ice pick actually!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(eating Hero for now)
I see. Aren't ice picks better at stabbing than regular knives?
Edited by josh6243 on Jul 21st 2018 at 9:55:36 AM
"Athena, chill, I can tell you've had...bad experiences. Tell you what - I'll ask around for recommendations on someone who can give you a look over. I promise to find someone who won't hurt you. You trust me, right?"