More or less. My plan is to sponge as many shots for you as I can, which any decent bodyguard would be doing anyway. And if you're still alive, you can hire more bodyguards... though they won't be as good as me. I'm not failing this time.
If you're not still alive and I am, then I've just fucked all of this up, haven't I?
If you say so.
-Still sitting on the bed clutching his sword-
I'd offer you a blood sample, too, but I don't think even you're stupid enough to try and profit off that sort of thing.
-Your life is over anyway-
-This is the closest thing you'll ever have again to a family-
-This is the high point-
edited 14th Apr '17 10:36:30 PM by WonderSquid
I don't know yet. We still have to figure out what to do. If there is something I'll let you know.
-to Artemis- I'm fine!
...Maybe it's because you're a human. That's why you can't see her.
I mean, I'm still a — whatever.
...That's the one I told you about, that fixed me, mostly. If... I mean, she says she wants to help. -Frowns- I figured she'd kill me if I asked, or something. Majora's a horrible sleazebag just like you.
-Rolls his eyes- Please. Two of us are murderers and it's still up in the air for you. At the very least you're a felon.
If you're gonna help, you have to do it right. No A-minuses.
...And no more bodies, if possible. -Stares very hard at her-
-to Artemis- Just because I can see and hear things you can't doesn't mean I'm crazy.
...I mean, maybe I've been off medication for some psychological stuff for a while. But it wasn't schizophrenia.

-Shrugs- I had a good run...
Actually, that's a lie. I've killed more people than you could possibly imagine. Some of them no older than you. Almost all of them were innocent. I have no family, no friends, no home, I don't own anything but my sword and that research. I've never accomplished anything. I dropped out of middle school and joined the military and when they decided I knew too much they locked me up and chemically castrated me, and now I hear voices that I know are going to win one day, like they did with him. I have no future for anyone, much less myself.
So, I'm gonna make sure you make it out of this, because I knew from the get-go this was gonna get one of us killed, and I chose for it to be me. You shoulda spotted that when you hired me, smart guy.
-Does something with his face that might maybe be a smile if you squint- I told you, I have nothing better to do.
edited 14th Apr '17 10:22:32 PM by WonderSquid