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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230126: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:21:59 PM

-Shrugs- I had a good run...

Actually, that's a lie. I've killed more people than you could possibly imagine. Some of them no older than you. Almost all of them were innocent. I have no family, no friends, no home, I don't own anything but my sword and that research. I've never accomplished anything. I dropped out of middle school and joined the military and when they decided I knew too much they locked me up and chemically castrated me, and now I hear voices that I know are going to win one day, like they did with him. I have no future for anyone, much less myself.

So, I'm gonna make sure you make it out of this, because I knew from the get-go this was gonna get one of us killed, and I chose for it to be me. You shoulda spotted that when you hired me, smart guy.

-Does something with his face that might maybe be a smile if you squint- I told you, I have nothing better to do.

edited 14th Apr '17 10:22:32 PM by WonderSquid

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1230127: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:24:14 PM

Outside

You freeze to death or something?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230128: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:24:34 PM

"So your plan is to die and hope that it ends with that? That they won't also come after 'the mastermind?'"

"Ya get frozen in a block of ice 'till ya break yourself out of it. It's a pain in the ass."

edited 14th Apr '17 10:24:57 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230129: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:26:28 PM

More or less. My plan is to sponge as many shots for you as I can, which any decent bodyguard would be doing anyway. And if you're still alive, you can hire more bodyguards... though they won't be as good as me. I'm not failing this time.

If you're not still alive and I am, then I've just fucked all of this up, haven't I?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230130: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:28:06 PM

"...Perhaps there is a diplomatic solution."

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230131: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:30:36 PM

They shot me, in the back. You think they won't shoot you in the front?

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1230132: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:32:07 PM

Outside

Jeez. That sounds worse.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230133: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:32:40 PM

"They shot you while you were in pursuit of Captain Short. A threat. If we approach them peacefully, and explain that we no longer have or will attempt to capture Captain Short...yes, this may work."

"Fucks up your hair, too."

edited 14th Apr '17 10:32:52 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230134: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:36:17 PM

If you say so.

-Still sitting on the bed clutching his sword-

I'd offer you a blood sample, too, but I don't think even you're stupid enough to try and profit off that sort of thing.

-Your life is over anyway-

-This is the closest thing you'll ever have again to a family-

-This is the high point-

edited 14th Apr '17 10:36:30 PM by WonderSquid

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230135: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:37:44 PM

"...And we still have a bargaining chip for the ransom."

"Whatcha doin'?"

-WHEN THE FUCK DID SHE GET IN HERE-

edited 14th Apr '17 10:38:07 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230136: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:39:56 PM

I told her about the magic. She didn't care —

-Flinches and reflexively lunges at her with his sword-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230137: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:40:58 PM

"Whoa, calm down!"

-Simply vanishes and appears behind Artemis...who just stares at Cloud in confusion-

-...He can't see her-

edited 14th Apr '17 10:41:06 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230138: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:42:31 PM

-Kneads one of his eyes with the heel of his palm and sits back down- Don't fucking do that. That's not even funny.

What do you want? Kind of in the middle of something.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230139: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:43:55 PM

"Bored. Wondered where ya were. Heard your voice from in here. So! Who's the kid? Buddy of yours?"

"...Are you talking to those voices you mentioned?"

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230140: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:45:46 PM

I work for him, I guess. We're running damage control.

-to Artemis- No. Her name's Majora. She's right... -Gestures behind him, confused-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230141: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:46:57 PM

"Ooh, damage control on what? Can I help? As you know, I really like helping..."

-Looks-

"...Are you well, Mr. Strife?"

edited 14th Apr '17 10:47:10 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230142: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:49:44 PM

I don't know yet. We still have to figure out what to do. If there is something I'll let you know.

-to Artemis- I'm fine!

...Maybe it's because you're a human. That's why you can't see her.

I mean, I'm still a — whatever.

...That's the one I told you about, that fixed me, mostly. If... I mean, she says she wants to help. -Frowns- I figured she'd kill me if I asked, or something. Majora's a horrible sleazebag just like you.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230143: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:50:48 PM

"Ow."

"...Ow."

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230144: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:57:31 PM

-Rolls his eyes- Please. Two of us are murderers and it's still up in the air for you. At the very least you're a felon.

If you're gonna help, you have to do it right. No A-minuses.

...And no more bodies, if possible. -Stares very hard at her-

-to Artemis- Just because I can see and hear things you can't doesn't mean I'm crazy.

...I mean, maybe I've been off medication for some psychological stuff for a while. But it wasn't schizophrenia.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230145: Apr 14th 2017 at 10:59:35 PM

"Fine...I'm not a murderer, in any case. I'm a complete angel, really. A pacifist, actually."

"I see..."

edited 14th Apr '17 10:59:45 PM by Randomman5

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230146: Apr 14th 2017 at 11:02:17 PM

You attacked four people. That I know about.

I'm not crazy. I didn't get like this by myself, right?

edited 14th Apr '17 11:05:51 PM by WonderSquid

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1230147: Apr 14th 2017 at 11:06:59 PM

Good night, Random. I have to get some shut-eye.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230148: Apr 14th 2017 at 11:07:15 PM

"Hey, those guys attacked you. I was just passing by and thought I'd help. In any case, you guys need help, you know where to find me...friend."

-Majora fades away as if made of smoke-

"...Can we trust her?"

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1230149: Apr 14th 2017 at 11:11:53 PM

Probably not. But I also think she knows that, so maybe she'll decide it's not worth the effort.

-Sits down-

-Buries his face in his hands-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1230150: Apr 14th 2017 at 11:14:14 PM

"Regardless, we can still negotiate with something - information. Pictures, The Book...we threaten to reveal them if they don't give us what they would have paid for Short."


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