Hom Hom wet Riki and then Hom Hom ask for Riki's fishy? That not nice; heehee! -Cheeky smile-
But first! -Takes a deep breath- Burninate! -Spites fire on the bundle of sticks, lighting them up almost immediately-
-Smiles with his eyes closed, and holds his fish above the fire-
edited 14th Apr '17 9:16:56 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-He's on the phone and he sounds for once...not calm-
-Like he's trying to maintain his composure-
"Yes, I'll be sure to speak with Father about that as soon as I get home...yes, I'm sure it's lovely. I...I have to go. Please go back to bed, and don't throw things at Juliet. I'll call you again later, Mother."
-Hangs up-
Some guys shot me a bunch of times in the back.
You said she couldn't listen to anyone else's orders. Didn't include writing, apparently.
Was that your mom? She safe?
-Perks up slightly at the sound of the incoming helicopter- ...We probably aren't, though. Humans don't need to ask permission to kick down your door and shoot you.
"...My mother is...not well. She's been like this ever since my father went missing...she was lucid this time, thankfully."
"Right on time."
-It just kinda drops a large, metal crate a few feet away from Duke-
-One guy leans out the door and yells down to Duke-
"You sure that's all, Mr. President?"
"That's everything I'll need, you guys take the rest of the day off."
-And on that note, it just...flies off again-

"Seems to be a pretty common concept, yeah."