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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229251: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:53:24 PM

"...See, that's less an 'ask' and more a 'demand.'"

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229252: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:54:58 PM

What compels you to do this? Why make an attempt on their lives?

edited 13th Apr '17 2:55:10 PM by Boxen

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229253: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:55:20 PM

... Did- I feel that is a movie reference.

Probably. It seems familiar. Johnny did we watch any movies with boomsticks in them.

... -thinks for a moment-

-Duke, his accent is excessively posh and British-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229254: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:57:16 PM

"Y'know, first time anyone's ever asked me that. You wanna know why?"

"You two don't seem the 'movie' types."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229255: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:59:26 PM

I'm listening.

His arm twitches toward his sword, slightly.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229257: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:00:13 PM

"Easy. Because it's fun."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229258: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:01:06 PM

I had a feeling you would say that.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229259: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:01:58 PM

"Well, ask a stupid question..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229260: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:03:34 PM

I have an excuse. I woke up in 2015, after being asleep since the 800s. Johnny Boy doesn't. He's 17, and reads books on archaeology for fun. Apart from video games, anyway. But that's usually because of his brothers.

I have seen plenty of movies... I just don't quote them.

I have probably heard that line on the internet though.

Because it is incredibly familiar. I think it's a French Cult movie... Mal Mort.

Or in English- Evil Dead.

-"It has mostly worked for me. I always have a plan for when shit hits the fan."-

edited 13th Apr '17 3:03:59 PM by RegularDefender

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229261: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:03:42 PM

Have you considered that it may catch up with you? That you will anger the wrong person?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229262: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:08:55 PM

"Hm, sounds familiar."

"...Nahhhhh..."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229263: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:10:50 PM

...I will not ask you again. Stay away from them.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229264: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:12:20 PM

-nods- Yes... though- as- Aelfi pointed out... I know more about the popular culture of 13th Century england than I do modern-day pop culture outside of video games and tabletop roleplaying games... Well- passing familiarity for the most part. Like I do know an adaptation when I see one.

It's weird. I think he couldn't possibly know a saga that i'm referencing and then bam. He even says where in the saga it is.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229265: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:13:53 PM

"Oh, I get it...you're a fuckin' nerd."

-...ow-

"I won't harm a hair on their heads."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229266: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:15:41 PM

I will know if you do.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229267: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:17:21 PM

... Yes. I'm a nerd. I do parkour, though.

... Actually I think that makes me slightly more of a nerd. Kind of.

His whole house seems to be mostly nerds.

In different ways. But Johnny is definitely the most nerd of them.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229268: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:19:44 PM

"Do you ever chill out?"

"Eh, no shame in it. Ya like what ya like, y'know?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229269: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:21:42 PM

Yes, exactly. It's about confidence for the most part. I got a tattoo of one of my favorite video game organizations. Like- the in-universe fictional organization.

It's like- right here. -taps his upper right arm, near the shoulder-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229270: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:22:31 PM

"What is it?"

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229271: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:22:51 PM

I can. Your presence doesn't exactly relax me.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229272: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:24:09 PM

"And why's that?"

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229273: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:25:11 PM

I am sure you know why.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229274: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:26:03 PM

Oh- it's uh. An organization tasked with fighting extra-terrestrial threats. Earth's first and last defense against alien invasion. That sort of pickle.

In later games they get more pro-active and liberate other alien species from tyrannical regimes... though the recent one kinda had them as a resistance movement in a "What if they won their invasion of earth!" kind of thing.

It's a strategy game.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229275: Apr 13th 2017 at 3:26:57 PM

"Aliens, huh? Been there."

"Oh, because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."


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