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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229226: Apr 13th 2017 at 10:58:24 AM

-just taps his staff on the ground-

-a blade comes out of the top of it-

-before he taps it again, and the blade goes back in-

-"I am prepared, not to worry."-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229228: Apr 13th 2017 at 11:39:55 AM

-"When a man walks alone, and has a stick to help him when his feet become heavy- it is good for that stick to have a purpose to defend the man should anything happen"-

-he pauses for a moment-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1229229: Apr 13th 2017 at 1:11:41 PM

"... Yeah? Makes sense, I guess."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1229230: Apr 13th 2017 at 1:19:49 PM

-nods-

-"Especially if one knows that they are potentially hunted."-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229232: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:07:51 PM

-"Only potentially."-

-"I don't really know."-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229233: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:12:16 PM

-Duke Nukem is downstairs once more, at the firing range that is apparently there-

-Holly Short is in the main room, looking surly as always-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229234: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:20:40 PM

-Johnny's heading downstairs, going towards the outside door-

-sword being worn on his back as he's not expecting to use it-

-Aelfi is just sat on top of its' pommel having a pondering look- So- the plan is to get your freerunning done... and if the demon shows up. We just kinda-

Keep running, yes.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229236: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:22:03 PM

-Duke comes upstairs, on second thought, sipping beer from a can with his name on it - naturally-

edited 13th Apr '17 2:22:12 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229237: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:26:20 PM

-Aelfi notices Duke as Johnny starts to walk towards the door outside in the main room, and wanders aloud in what she intended to be a whisper- Geez- look at Mr Ego over there, Johnny.

Hm-? -looks over-

-then realizes how loud Aelfi was, and facepalms slightly- ... Why did you have to do that. Countdown to unnecessary confrontation in three... two... one...

-"Either way. Prepare for the worst, but aim for the best."-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229238: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:27:54 PM

"Hm? You talkin' to me?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229239: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:32:22 PM

Must have been the wind, darling!

Aelfi you're not helping.

-breathes and just sighs, looking at Duke- Don't mind her. Bored fairy. Not the wisest one of the bunch.

Probably just passing the time.

Excuse you. But who's been alive for over a thousand years? I'm your elder, so you have to respect my decisions, Johnny Boy. Back me up- he looks like a tool that fell out of the 90s.

And you've been watching too much TV, haven't you Aelfi?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229240: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:33:24 PM

"Well, she's not wrong..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229241: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:36:34 PM

Wait- wait. Are you seriously taking this face-first. And just kinda. Rolling with it. Is your sense of self literally 90s asshole anti-hero.

-is just as surprised as Aelfi is. He thought one of them would've been punched by now- ... -he just isn't sure what to even say-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229242: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:37:16 PM

"Did I stutter?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1229243: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:41:28 PM

Well no. This is actually kinda commendable.

... And I can't really judge. First wielder was a Viking. The machismo of his peers was something to behold sometimes. Comparatively Johnny is very boring.

Well, thank you...

So- do you use a shotgun?

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229244: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:42:50 PM

Link looks for Majora.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229245: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:43:27 PM

-Pulls a shotgun out of...complete nowhere-

"Just ain't a fight without a boomstick."

-And now he's referencing Evil Dead. Wonderful-

-She's...outside, doing her nails?-

edited 13th Apr '17 2:43:45 PM by Randomman5

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229246: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:44:38 PM

He clears his throat.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229247: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:45:39 PM

"Excuse you?"

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229248: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:48:30 PM

I will ask you one thing, just one thing.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1229249: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:48:54 PM

"Shoot, I got all the time in the world 'till this paint dries."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1229250: Apr 13th 2017 at 2:51:49 PM

Go after me if you wish. Do not pursue the lives of my friends.

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