...If you want to, then I will not stop you.
He walks over to a chair near where they are in sits in it. He takes a breath.
My work — it requires ensuring the safety of the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda. I accompany her in her travels, and on those travels, I have seen many things. Hyrule — it spans as far as one can see. I mean that. It is grassland, tundra, desert, more — I have seen many things. Many great things — many terrible things. For most diplomatic missions, there are ambushes by some party. A separatist group. Rebels. There is a range of them. Ever present. Ever a threat. Even in safety. It is a stressful undertaking.
I do it because — because I believe in what she stands for. You must understand that her father — my King — is quick to force. That can cause problems. The Princess has a steadier hand. She must be protected for the sake of Hyrule. It is why I do what I do.
-Kaine nods along with the tale-
So your anchor is a person?
A stable headed leader that must be protected... Huh... Kinda like Chutzu! He's our leader! He's strong and has great instincts! Though, he tries to make fancy outfits like humans wear. It's usually pretty bad...
You must fight a bunch of monsters on your travels. Hopefully we won't come across eachother on the battlefield.
Deer

ghhhhnk... GHHHK... ACK...
(Gasps and winces, rubbing furiously at her nose.)
fuckin'... hhhh... sabotage... I was gonna eat... ghhhh... th-the whole thing...
(Looks down in anguish at her vomit-encrusted gray sweater.)
...don't ever... touch my uvula again...
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