-Johnny is up on the roof-
-with a pair of binoculars-
-Aelfi is just bored and reading a magazine nearby him- What do your human eyes see?
Jack.
As in a person or-
No, Jack as in nothing.
-he then sees the rustling- Or- wait. That's something.
edited 9th Apr '17 10:39:34 AM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIt is... a person. Woman in her 20s.
So, what are you gonna do?
Say hi?
Well excuse me for wanting some drama. What if it's a terrorist.
I'm not going to assume things about a person I have not met, Aelfi.
-Johnny keeps his sword on him as he climbs down the roof, and starts to walk over towards her, waving friendly-like-
-Aelfi just drifts along behind Johnny-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIt's- well. As far as my friend here knows, it is some kind of nexus between worlds. A sort of- crossroads, you said?
Yep. So you're probably really far from home.
Like. Super far, flygirl.
-pauses for a moment- 'Cause you're wearing a pilot jacket.
-sighs-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIs- a house in the middle of nowhere an acceptable answer? Because it's the best we have. -he sounds incredibly posh... and British-
It totally isn't an acceptable answer, Johnny.
Get the stick out of your ass and tell her about interdimensional theory.
No, Aelfi. Besides, I'm an archaeologist not a physicist.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Right. Do fairies exist in your world?
I mean he raises a good point. But I don't want to be the example here. What year is it? -says the 3ft tall winged golden glowing almost rock-like skinned creature floating daintily behind Johnny-
-though he has not noticed the RAMONA yet-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postPersonally, I think she's just messing with us.
...Then again, she was willing to point me out to someone just so they would have a chance to kill me.
And that was only because I knew someone they wanted to mess around with. Either way, Link should know about this.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."(after a minute of inspection she lets go)
Okay...I'll admit, that's pretty solid stuff. But hey, maybe fairies existed all along and we just didn't notice, wouldn't be the first time we didn't notice a species. Or maybe it's just sufficiently advanced technology. I want to see more of these fantastic things before I make a decision.
(hears Ramona and turns) Hm?
edited 9th Apr '17 11:28:23 AM by TooManyIdeas
Okay- so- this sword. -holds it up- Is bound to Aelfi.
I'm its' wielder. Because apparently I pass as worthy to wield it.
Yeah, I don't know how either.
And at times I can be granted flight by Aelfi if she- well. Go ahead? Please?
Fine. We fuse like this. -flies through Johnny's chest... but doesn't come out the other side-
-Johnny sprouts a pair of golden wings out the back of him- See- wings. And now... -they begin to flap, and he leaps up- I am flying!
-he does a lap around the roof, before landing back down-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

(There's a rustling in the forest. What could that be?)