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-[People will do some sick fucking shit to each other for shits and giggles]-
-[Though this does explain why he's so damn clingy]-
-Going back chronologically-
-Tree-
-Rock-
-Flesh blob pretending to be an au'ra-
-Flesh blob pretending to be several people-
-Flesh blob pretending to be a giant primordial snake, and also a dog-
-Flesh blob in general-
-SPACETIME %//=ERROR, [proceed; ^yes OR ^no OR ^self terminate] &%\rewrite in progress...-
-A very questionable attempt at creating divinity out of man using the blood of Old Gods?-
-This one seems to be the most consistent-
-And, as she's now painfully aware, someone spent a long time working very hard to make him that way-
-Alternately with or without feathers in odd places-
-And then some human peasant from the age of sixteen and prior-
"Let's see...if we can't pull something here...revert your body to...that seems pretty stable-
-Majora's magic begins changing Cloud's body, turning the tree-man back into his mostly-human, still-pretty-fucking-Jenova'd self...but she kinda missed-
-As in he looks barely older than Artemis now-
"Uh...whoops."

Peter, isn't it past your bed time?
Aw man, not now...
Kid, Zenobia will chew me out if she sees you sleepy in the morning. C'mon.
Mmmm... -The boy slips upstairs-
Deer