He stood up, brushing himself off.
"Well, that wouldn't be the first time it ever happened!"
He took a look around.
"Waaaaaaaaaaitaminute, this all looks mighty familiar, but why? Oh yeah, this is where I got all that beer from those total suckers! Ehehehehehehehehehehe, that was a good time!"
[forum cryptid: it/it's]...Dear Kaieru, it's a goddamn alcoholic robot. Now I've seen everything.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."...I... didn't mean for them... to be that way...
(...awww... it's falling asleep...)
…
(Doesn't seem to mind near as much as they should and clears their throat.)
Ahem...
...Oh, but Daniel, oh Daniel...! Oh, if you leave me now, Daniel, and— and in this awful state I'm in right now, with—... with Mother's health, and little Doris' operation up in the air, and... Oh, this dreaded rheumatism building in my joints, Daniel...
You don't love me anymore, do you...? You think this old, sad gal has run right out of youthful charms for your fickle, Kentuckian heart, don't you...? Ohhhhhh... Oh Daniel, I could weep right now... but I haven't the strength left to shed even the smallest tear...!
(DRAMATIC POSE, arm draped across the forehead)
...Yes, there you go. Trite, this script. Act 3 had better pick up or I'm going to actually have words with the man who wrote this, because I have his mailing address.
edited 1st Apr '17 10:48:06 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I'm not complaining...
-She gently lies back down on the floor, against the couch, so that the little creatures can rest on her-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Oh. -Is torn between being a bit awed if he's telling the truth, and considering that he might be a bit nuts-
Best there is. -Gazes at it distastefully for several moments, then begins loading it. He considers taking off the scope — no need when you can see in the dark and pick out incoming gunfire half a mile away — but why bother shooting a gift chocobo in the head-
-Looking. In the beak. Something like that-
Who's funding you, anyway?
"Robot?! Excuse me, human, but that's Bender Bending Rodriguez to you, and don't you forget it! And no, it's all gone. Now when the hell is someone around here going to run to the store and get me some more freaking beer? A robot's gotta drink, you know!"
Every bottle is stone dry.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]

Well, you're somewhere else, that's for sure.
edited 1st Apr '17 10:36:22 PM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."