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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226126: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:36:03 PM

Well, you're somewhere else, that's for sure.

edited 1st Apr '17 10:36:22 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1226127: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:38:03 PM

"Sorry...my name's Sagi."

-Cloud, you have no idea where he got that case full of equipment but that probably shouldn't be your most pressing concern here-

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1226128: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:39:14 PM

He stood up, brushing himself off.

"Well, that wouldn't be the first time it ever happened!"

He took a look around.

"Waaaaaaaaaaitaminute, this all looks mighty familiar, but why? Oh yeah, this is where I got all that beer from those total suckers! Ehehehehehehehehehehe, that was a good time!"

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1226129: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:41:33 PM

-Damn kids these days with their espionage equipment and their loud music and their sniper rifles-

-Gets started helping him set up-

-Speaking of which-

I'm guessing you don't want me to jump out and punch it in the jaw.

I'm Yuffie! Good to meetcha, Sagi.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1226130: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:42:24 PM

"No. I did mention tranquilizers."

"Yeah, nice to meet you...no, Marno, I'm not telling her you said hi!"

G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226131: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:44:25 PM

...Dear Kaieru, it's a goddamn alcoholic robot. Now I've seen everything.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1226132: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:44:37 PM

Heading to Marcia's Lab

(@Micheal) P-probably an alcoholic.... (reads the book for the truth serum and sighs.) You won't b-believe this. One of the ingredients is s-something embarrassing.

(@Bender) A-and who might you be...?

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1226133: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:45:31 PM

You got anything?

-Looks at him curiously- You got an earpiece in?

edited 1st Apr '17 10:47:10 PM by WonderSquid

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1226134: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:45:49 PM

"Hey, excuuuuuuuuse you, but I need my beer, unlike you meatbags! How's a robot supposed to run otherwise?"

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1226135: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:47:49 PM

...I... didn't mean for them... to be that way...

(...awww... it's falling asleep...)


(Doesn't seem to mind near as much as they should and clears their throat.)

Ahem...

...Oh, but Daniel, oh Daniel...! Oh, if you leave me now, Daniel, and— and in this awful state I'm in right now, with—... with Mother's health, and little Doris' operation up in the air, and... Oh, this dreaded rheumatism building in my joints, Daniel...

You don't love me anymore, do you...? You think this old, sad gal has run right out of youthful charms for your fickle, Kentuckian heart, don't you...? Ohhhhhh... Oh Daniel, I could weep right now... but I haven't the strength left to shed even the smallest tear...!

(DRAMATIC POSE, arm draped across the forehead)

...Yes, there you go. Trite, this script. Act 3 had better pick up or I'm going to actually have words with the man who wrote this, because I have his mailing address.

edited 1st Apr '17 10:48:06 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1226136: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:47:57 PM

"Naturally. On the off-chance you didn't."

-Hands him one okay seriously how does a kid get that-

"Bolt-action, scoped. I certainly hope you're a good shot."

"Oh, no, Marno's my Guardian Spirit...it's a long story."

G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226137: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:48:19 PM

(To Bender)

Well, I was expecting biofuel or some miniaturised nuclear reactor, but I guess whatever works, works.

(To Marcia)

Uhm, what do you mean by "embarrassing?"

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1226138: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:51:05 PM

"And it does, duh! Man, you humans keep disappointing me in every single way, you know that? It's just embarrassing. Shown up by your own creations."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1226139: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:52:28 PM

Heading to Marcia's Lab

(@Micheal) T-take a look... (points at the truth serum recipe and it turns out that it requires booze as one of the i-ingredients.)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1226140: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:52:39 PM

"... Why are you reading it, then?"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1226141: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:53:36 PM

I'm not complaining...

-She gently lies back down on the floor, against the couch, so that the little creatures can rest on her-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226142: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:55:26 PM

(To Marcia, reacting to the 'booze being one of the ingredients' thing.)

...Wait, alcoholic drinks are necessary for a truth serum?

...I guess that makes some sense....

edited 1st Apr '17 10:56:24 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1226143: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:57:51 PM

Oh. -Is torn between being a bit awed if he's telling the truth, and considering that he might be a bit nuts-

Best there is. -Gazes at it distastefully for several moments, then begins loading it. He considers taking off the scope — no need when you can see in the dark and pick out incoming gunfire half a mile away — but why bother shooting a gift chocobo in the head-

-Looking. In the beak. Something like that-

Who's funding you, anyway?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1226144: Apr 1st 2017 at 10:59:28 PM

-Sigh- "I'm telling the truth and not just hearing voices. Trust me. I've gotten that a lot."

"I am. My family still has a respectable amount of funds left, both leftover from my father's ventures and earned through my own."

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1226145: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:02:23 PM

-Rolls his eyes and steadies the rifle, getting into a comfortable position. Heirs.-

Must be nice.

...I believe you. About the voices, I mean. But that's not a good sign, y'know?

edited 1st Apr '17 11:02:54 PM by WonderSquid

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1226146: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:03:00 PM

Heading up to Marcia's Lab

(@Micheal) Y-yeah... W-where can we get alcohol at this time of n-night? (picks up one of Bender's beer bottles and checks if it's full or not.)

G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226147: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:04:32 PM

(To Bender, leaning over the staircase)

...Oi, robot. You wouldn't happen to know if you have any full bottles lying around?

edited 1st Apr '17 11:05:11 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1226148: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:04:57 PM

"Not as much as you'd expect."

-Has set up his stealth foil and motions for Cloud to move under it-

"I mean...it's not as bad as it sounds."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1226149: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:06:46 PM

"Robot?! Excuse me, human, but that's Bender Bending Rodriguez to you, and don't you forget it! And no, it's all gone. Now when the hell is someone around here going to run to the store and get me some more freaking beer? A robot's gotta drink, you know!"

Every bottle is stone dry.

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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1226150: Apr 1st 2017 at 11:08:07 PM

....Ok, Bender Bending Rodriguez, no need to blow a fuse.

(Follows Marcia upstairs with a smug grin on his face.)

edited 1st Apr '17 11:08:18 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

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