I'm going to teleport back to my office, and take care of some clients that I have waiting.
Specifically the on-going case I have concerning a boy in a rather impossible state of being both not alive, and not dead. And he's not undead either.
Trying to find the center of my world's multiverse in order to lodge a complaint and sue those that are behind creation, whoever they are.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Cairo nods, and mouths thank you to Auds-
-then she sits down next to Slim-
Soooo... how are we gonna put my room back together?
Well I could try sneezing some more and see if probability is on our side.
-he finishes off the bowl-
Yeahhhh... think I'm gonna pass on that...
-she slowly leans her head against Slim's arm, he doesn't seem to notice but Cairo suddenly seems a little more nervous-
All our wishes can come true-Slim looks up at Auds, then at Cairo-
Cairo...
Y-yeah Slim?
-act like nothing is wronggggg-
....
-in lieu of saying anything he takes the blanket draped across his shoulders and wraps it around himself and Cairo's backs-
-Cairo looks like she might freak-
... I don't want you to be cold.
All our wishes can come trueShe nods, and pulls her cart along behind her—now that its closer, Warman can see that its filled with thick-metallic discs
◊ and smaller tubes with sticks poking out of the tubes
. To the sides, there are pointed tubes and oddly marked devices
◊, all of them sawed, charred or caked with dirt and mud.
"K-Keeping the forest safe f-for...a-anyone, really. A-And I need what I c-collected as well."
edited 1st Apr '17 3:38:14 PM by f1r3lemon
всегда веренWhy are we making small mouse noises?
-Cairo suddenly realizes that she's never made it past this stage before-
-fuck, should she go for it? Who cares if she gets sick? CAIRO DO SOMETHING-
-Cairo eyes Auds out the side of her eye, even now she is looking for someone to agree with her-
All our wishes can come trueUh, hey, Slim, is it ok if I try something really really stupid?
Well I'm not the one to stop you.
-Cairo freezes for a moment, then reaches up and brushes Slim's cheekbones with her fingers-
-Slim turns and stares at her quizzically-
-Cairo takes in a deep breath and pushes herself forward, eyes closed, as she gently kisses Slendy's mouth, since he doesn't really have 'lips'-
-he seems stunned, and then quickly grabs Cairo's wrists, perhaps a little harder than he meant to-
-Cairo stops and pulls back and everything is very very very quiet-
All our wishes can come true-Cairo looks over at Auds with a 'really? Right now?' but in a joking way kinda look-
-Slim is keeping his 'eyes' locked on Cairo-
Human... Cairo... Whatever you just did...
-Cairo grimaces-
yeah?
...Do it again.
-Now it's Cairo's turn to squee. She practically launches herself at him, and kisses him on the mouth yes, but also on his cheeks and forehead, she's clearly not the world's most experienced kisser, but neither one of them seems to care-
-a large grin spreads across Slim's face against his will-
-Eventually, finally, he takes her head in his hands and kisses her-
-yes it looks weird, yes it would probably be very creepy to an outside observer but...-
-still-
All our wishes can come true(Turns back to the main room)
I'll be sure to contact you if that's the case. See ya.
(Once he's in the main room, he starts looking around for anyone that might have a fairy on their person.)
Sorry, I was just grabbing some things from a shop down the road.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

I know, it sounds like a myth, but it really works. Eat.
That is correct, Allen.
edited 1st Apr '17 3:18:41 PM by TooManyIdeas