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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1172201: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:16:43 PM

-Hal is making his way back to the room from the Astro Megaship-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1172202: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:17:34 PM

That time, my boss- a German man, Albert "The Envoy" Von Aurich. He gave us a dress code.

Again, it was a hired job- it's what I do. I'm freelance.

I was working with about three other people- all girls. Apart from Albert, who would be operating the radio and giving orders through headsets, I was the only man on this job.

Already I suspected he had odd interests when our job of securing his hotel room from which he'd operate a radio- had us dress up- I was a Butler, the girls I was working with- seemingly used to this already, were acting as maids to Albert- who pretended, as he always does, to be a representative of some big corporation. We were essentially- his servants, in that act.

When we got a room, he ordered me to go on ahead to scout out the bank, informing me that he already forged me an ID and I was due to work as a Janitor on the night shift.

I went on ahead- to this day, I don't know what orders he gave the rest of our group- because he seemingly wanted me out of the room before he told them.

Still- I scouted the place, as ordered- managed to get a good idea of the layout on the ground, and where each security camera was placed- where the security room was with the monitors.

Came back- drew up a plan. We were going to be as quiet as possible, and discreet... which supposedly, in his book- required all of us, except him- to don these... skin-tight leather suits.

Like those ones you see in spy movies- supposedly, the black was to blend into the darkness, despite my information granting that the lights are kept on all-night so that the CCTV is able to pick up clearer images.

And the skin-tight nature was for "Greater mobility" which... to this day, I can still remember how difficult it was to move in it. And uncomfortable. I would probably have had better mobility if I was wearing my janitor's uniform, with the boiler suit- at least then, I could play ignorant. But no- inconspicuous skin-tight black leather was the dress code we had for robbing a bank.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1172203: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:19:03 PM

{I heard that}

I don't even know what to say anymore!

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1172204: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:21:46 PM

I'm going to start getting the actors.

-Barks into her megaphone from outside-

Will Lawrence, Lucinda, and Lillith please report outside for filming.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1172205: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:21:49 PM

"... -is going under emotional trauma for being proven wrong-"

"..."

a pause

then the Tab comes out, sheepishly, wearing a Sweater

"... u-uh, hi?"

edited 8th Oct '16 4:22:57 PM by Trip

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1172206: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:24:27 PM

I'm surprised you didn't try to find a different job by that point.

...

-pat on head for audrey-

Easy girl, don't want to hurt her feelings too much.

-hears megaphone-

... I think that's us.

edited 8th Oct '16 4:25:29 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1172208: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:25:05 PM

Fine, fi—WHAT

(doesn't recognize the names but pokes her head out because noise)

(hal she's wearing a maid suit)

edited 8th Oct '16 4:25:29 PM by TooManyIdeas

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1172209: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:26:18 PM

-Kelly waves Audrey and Aki and Tabitha over to her set of cameras and chairs and campfires-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1172210: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:27:32 PM

-shrugs- The pay was good, and we weren't stealing anything too odd.

It didn't go off too badly- but I heard that his ring was taken down later by a Vigilante- can't remember their name, but they were a fan of William Tell.

They managed to trace the money that was stolen, straight to him- in his share of the money.

-looks confused for a moment-

edited 8th Oct '16 4:28:05 PM by RegularDefender

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1172211: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:27:50 PM

... Hey Hal, more meetings already?

I'll be there in a second!

edited 8th Oct '16 4:29:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1172212: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:28:08 PM

"... -takes a deep breath, before heading on over-"

"I-I-"

hal the nerd's crying too

what the fuck happened

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1172213: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:30:13 PM

-Points Tab to a portapotty-

You can change in there. Here's your costume

-Hands her a very cozy, nerdy camping getup (the exact specifics I leave to you)-

edited 8th Oct '16 4:30:26 PM by eldritchseer

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1172214: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:30:59 PM

(hal, nerd girl and director all competing for attention)

(audrey.exe has stopped working)

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1172215: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:32:05 PM

Nah, no meetings, but I was hoping Audrey and I could train, seeing as she missed out on earl—

Audrey?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1172216: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:33:49 PM

"... A-alright."

alright just

into the hell bathroom

praying that it's not used

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1172217: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:34:22 PM

-It is cleaned very much, unused-

-Kelly begins prepping makeup and such-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1172218: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:34:35 PM

... Audrey? Earth to Audrey. Hello?

-boops-

Might have to wait a bit for that Hal. We... kind of got involved in indy movies.

edited 8th Oct '16 4:35:29 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1172219: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:34:38 PM

No! No, not at all.

Stop apologising.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1172220: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:35:53 PM

-retracts a little-

-shutting up, as he has clearly lost the attention of Aki-

-he just goes, and grabs another beer from the fridge-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1172221: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:37:32 PM

Indie mov— you can't be serious. There is an evil alien deathworld hanging over our heads!

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1172222: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:37:33 PM

oh thank FUCK

and there she comes out

bright orange hunting jacket

fishing cap

scout sash

"... -shaking a bit-"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1172223: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:38:37 PM

-Is on her pretty quickly, touching up her makeup and doing her hair, with focus and precision-

... Good. This is good.

edited 8th Oct '16 4:38:49 PM by eldritchseer

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1172224: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:38:42 PM

-siiiiiiighs- Alright alright, I'll tell her we're busy, happy?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1172225: Oct 8th 2016 at 4:38:47 PM

Mm. Just kind seemed a little uncomfortable or something. Might just be me.


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