They're called ... Dragon Balls? There's at least two of them... but maybe more. I don't know what they're for, but they're important.
-pauses-
I think. Someone was willing to kill over them, so they've got to have some kind of significance to them...
-adds another note- find out what these do??
-Alex- You're doing pretty well, considering.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI"They'll need to answer to them."
"DEUGH?"
"... If they're important, they'll need to be destroyed then! That always means some evil force is going to use them to become a god or corrupt society, and then they'll use the power to take over the galaxy, the universe, the multiverse, and then we'll have to make a small band of heroes to travel back in time and stop him from taking over the multiverse, but then it turns out the heroes were the ones who accidentally helped him all along, so then we'd send a hero out to stop THEM, but then it turns out the flow of time can't be changed and-"
Have you considered using bandages.
I have extensive chemical scarring, and so- I go around wearing bandages, and covering up my skin.
Well- yeah- that's one option- but still, people shouldn't really judge just 'cause you're undead... I know a vampire that's a pretty nice guy after all.
And- I've heard good things about that zombie vigilante from what was it- Estonia?
Yes, Estonia. Luumees. Or- Boneman in our language.
Good track record.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

"... Uh, no? What are they? They look curious."
"No, but it makes me feel secure, knowing I have a walking impenetrable shield around me."