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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1163001: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:39:18 PM

Good night, Gohan...

-heads off to sleep-

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163002: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:39:58 PM

They eat them? Doesn't it hurt?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163003: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:41:29 PM

No, they— when a mother has babies, she has milk in them. And babies suckle them to get the milk.

-She shifts her weight, foot to foot, nervous-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163004: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:41:54 PM

What are babies, and where does she get them from?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163005: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:44:33 PM

-There is a small, barely audible cry that doesn't quite escape her throat-

...

You... babies... babies are tiny people that don't know very much and can't do much. And they grow up to be people like us. I used to be a baby, and so did you.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163006: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:49:16 PM

I don't remember that.

Where did I come from?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163007: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:49:57 PM

You— you know what a mother and a father is?

They make a baby. Together.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163009: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:51:54 PM

... The same stuff people are made of. Muscle and skin and bones.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163010: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:53:08 PM

How do you make one? Where do you get the meat from?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163011: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:55:55 PM

...

When a mother and a father live together long enough, one day the father decides he wants a son.

So he makes the mother do something.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163013: Sep 21st 2016 at 11:57:48 PM

She lies down and she takes her clothes off and he... puts... a seed in her. And she grows the baby from that seed.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163018: Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:07:52 AM

Why not? Have you ever tried it?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163020: Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:10:03 AM

Then how do you know it's not neat.

You should try it now. Where do we get seeds for people?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1163021: Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:38:50 AM

-She's shaking now-

That comes fr— that's what the man has.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163022: Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:47:02 AM

Oh.

...I don't have breasts. So does that mean I have —

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1163024: Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:56:46 AM

...

We should make a baby, then.


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