-chuckles a little- Oh boy... that was forward, wasn't it?
I'm afraid I won't go with you, though I've been to that house a few times for the beer in the kitchen.
I've got my reasons- and I'll be blunt- I'm just the transport guy.
I'm more of an accessory, and- sadly I can't let you take me in.
And I'm not saying that for the reason you're probably thinking.
Chester Griffin.
I prefer Griffin, generally.
I'm sure it's nice to meet you.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post.....?
-He looks up at Rainbow and her cross-
........
-And then looks back at Akihiko, patting his back-
You know, boy, I'm honestly surprised! I never thought you would actually get this far, but you did! You actually went the whole nine yards!
And you know what? I'm proud of you, kid. I'm proud of you for choosing to relinquish your delinquent, sexual deviant lifestyle in favor of a stable, faithful, monogamous relationship.
-He pats his back again. Harder-
Right? That's what you're doing here, right?

(GOTTA GO FAST)
(DRAGS AKI)