Ignore this woman, Artemis, she clearly knows nothing of attracting the calibre of women you long for.
-She has retrieved an ink quill from somewhere and is starting to write up a document with precise calligraphy-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Food is fleeting, Artemis. Do not fall for this siren's call for food. Food implies a shared meal, which means sharing one another's presence in a room, and that veers far too close to unmitigated intimacy.
Once you have secured this document, it will be a symbol of your dedication and self control. Rise above your baser self, Artemis.
edited 15th Sep '16 5:46:57 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Then it is worse than I feared. You must give her this with all haste to dissuade any notions she has no doubt developed about your lecherous intentions.
-She hands him the document, with a place for two people to sign-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?It would have to be some one big and strong, a 4 gauge shotgun loaded with AP buckshot would dislocate a normal persons shoulders, they would also have to have a prefrence for close range combat, something like that isn't going to land a hit past 15 meters.
Beyond that, I don't know right now.
I think we can
I, the initiator of this contract, do declare my intentions for a fulfilling and chaste relationship. Upon signing, I affirm my commitment to living a pure life alongside you, under divine law, until such times as we may marry and conduct ourselves appropriately. The following activities shall be off limits in this period:
* Kissing, including cheek and airborne varieties.
* Fondling, regardless of fondliness.
* Touching of the penises, the vagina, or other sacred areas.
* Engaging in masturbation and other forms of self-harm.
* Sexual intercourse, for doing a sex on someone is most shameful indeed and worthy of ridicule among your peers. You should hate yourself slightly more each time you contemplate it.
I have read and found these terms acceptable:
Signature: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Signature: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Yeah, it's... not very hard.