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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063151: Mar 10th 2016 at 9:54:28 PM

-He's a goat-

-Fennik just pretends he didn't see a tornado casually take this mans suit away-

The others like to rough house sometimes. Maybe I can ask them for tips...

...! H-hey! I'm still a greenhorn! I'm not picking a fight or anything!

edited 10th Mar '16 9:55:12 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063152: Mar 10th 2016 at 9:57:50 PM

-Blinks again-

Oh. That's, er... I've never heard of anything like that before.

-Shrugs-

...I guess it's a good thing there wasn't a witch.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063153: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:04:45 PM

-he totes said that-

Is that so? He's something entirely new to here then. Fascinating.

Well, I suppose so.

-He's about to start pacing again when he realizes-

Oh. Right. How have you been?


Yeah, yeah, play easy you two. I'm tired...

-Rubs his back-

And it still hurts from the damn knives!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063154: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:07:57 PM

Knives? Oh yeah, I'm not wearing that, uh, future armor.

So I can't really survive a stabbing. So please don't try that!

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063155: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:09:55 PM

I've been fine, for the most part. The only things that've really happened are... annoying little things.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063156: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:16:21 PM

If he tries something I'll just come back with my partner!

Ow.

-Heads back inside-


What sorts of little things?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063157: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:20:44 PM

Yeah, but he won't. Cause I'm not sticking around.

-Fennik heads inside, his hooves sliding a bit on the wooden floor-

...!

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063158: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:28:36 PM

Just... something weird with my bank account.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063159: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:30:36 PM

...? Careful.


Your bank account? Is someone trying to steal money from it or something?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063160: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:32:30 PM

I got it! Got it... Human floors are much more... flat than the dirt I'm used to.

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063162: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:43:03 PM

-Fennik is practically sliding on the main room's floor-

Look, this is much harder than it looks!

-He glares at Buggy-

And you're not helping...

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063163: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:43:14 PM

It... looks like someone is. But it doesn't really make sense. The only people who touch it are... computerized accountants.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063164: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:50:33 PM

What if we got you hoof shoes? Er, Ixi shoes? Y'know, like Horseshoes.


Hmm... A hacker perhaps?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063165: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:53:54 PM

...!

Don't you have to nail those in? I'd, uh... pass.

I'd rather trip than have to deal with that pain.

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063166: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:54:44 PM

Probably. It's... not very much money that's gone missing. It's just a little- frustrating.

I... think I've been looking at the numbers too much. I haven't had much else to do.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063167: Mar 10th 2016 at 10:59:12 PM

You do? Huh... What about slippers?

Ah- wait, you still got that whole "won't stick" thing...


Perhaps you need a hobby.

-Looks down at his book-

I can't admit to having one myself, though.

Still. Theft is a rather big deal, even if it's not much. Would you like some help with it?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063168: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:01:11 PM

I'll make due, mister.

... If I can't stand it, I'll just sleep out- actually no I shouldn't do something that dangerous.

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063169: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:03:00 PM

Er... sure. It's not going to be very exciting, though. It'd just be looking at a ledger.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063170: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:08:58 PM

-Shrugs- I don't mind.

...What is a ledger, by the way?


Hmm... Maybe we can try and figure out how to put soft carpeting on instead...

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063171: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:10:54 PM

...

It's fine. You're doing enough just by letting a creature like me live among you guys...

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063172: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:16:09 PM

They're... charts of what you do with your money.

...It'd probably be easier if I showed you.

-Opens up her computer, lighting up the hallway with the pale glow of holograms-

-Then opens up her account and-

-Yeah that's a ledger all right and there is entirely too much shit going on there-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1063173: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:24:55 PM

-Taps his chin-

...This is entirely too much information to process like this. What are you looking to find out of all of it?


Hah? Man, you're talking like I think you're super weird or something!

-Looks away for a moment-

...Well, pretty weird to me.

-Looks back-

But that doesn't mean I think you're something bad.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1063174: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:27:13 PM

...

Well, I am something bad. We're raiders. Our species thrives off of ransacking villages.

This outing was gonna be my first.

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1063175: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:28:29 PM

It's...

-Scrolls around, looking for something-

-Finds one and points to it-

These.

-One particular line in the Endless Ledger From Hell has had a few values and names replaced-

-By single periods-


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