Hold for a few moments, I'm not yet accustomed to using Ring.
-A very transparent image of this thing
◊ fades in and out above Rodney-
-Trash- Your proof smells as bad as you do. Meaning it stinks!
Giants aren't real! They're a scientific impossibility! Giant talking rats can't be real either! That's nowhere near possible either! Ergo, spirits are afoot here!
I'm just doing my job, get off my case.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Twitch brings a paw up to his chin-
How odd. By the way he was talking about us I thought he was a newfangled form of exterminator.
And I'm certainly real, Mister! I'm past that delusion that this is all the dream of a disillusioned labrat! ... I... I think...
edited 24th Feb '16 8:38:02 PM by Tatsumar
DeerAl right, take it slow.
One foot in front of the other.
-getting close to the room- Think you probably have to sleep this off before you get a shower.
I'd help you with some magic, but I've honestly never isolated the qualities of being drunk.
I'm terrible at note-taking whilst drunk.
... -frowns a little more-
Then I shall be blunt. I'm not taking this deal- I shall take the chances.
I'll earn things the hard way. I believe it works out better for me in the long-run.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Trash- You smell as bad as a passing garbage truck.
-Mindy- Simple! Spirits just exist!
-Points up at the somewhat clearer figure floating above him-
I cannot explain its existence, but I will one day! But for now, that thing is a projection of my spirit, as I am told. I cannot disprove its existence, so it is but a mere truth I must accept for now.
...That— ThatmaysoundcontradictorybutIassureyouitissound!
-Twitch- ...A delusion?
-Taps his own chin- A delusion... Perhaps that explains why you all seem so nonchalant to this paranormal activity...
edited 24th Feb '16 8:49:12 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Twitch- But... What if you are a delusion as well! What if I am under attack by a spirit as well?! What if it's trying to trick me into believing I am truly in some other world to distract from the case at hand?! You've gotten awfully twitchy once I spoke of delusions! Are you trying to keep the wool veiled over my eyes?!''
-Garbage- And you!! You're not a very convincing child! Children these days are known for their filthy mouths, but embodying trash itself is hardly convincing!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanNo, it's not about your delusions, child! I could not care less about that.
It's about my own! If this isn't real, then that other reality in my nightmares must be. I won't let that be true!
I'm not some sad little lab rat that dreams of fantasies where I'm not alone!
-Twitch ducks behind Mindy-
Deer-Twitch- What are you going on about, rat? You're the possible delusion here! I'm more concerned for my own sanity right now!
-Mindy- And I will gladly do so! It will only sting for a moment. RING.
-The nerd is far too preoccupied making his not-stand wind up a punch to pay attention to Sailor Trash-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

"There's your proof."
rodney she smells like garbage