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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1054651: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:04:44 AM

-his eyes widen- Wow. -he grins a little- Can't say I've heard that one in a while.

Unfortunately for you- that won't work.

Just as I am bound to my own Master, my friends are bound to me. And we don't work for gold. At least- not in the way you're thinking.

... -looks to Adelina- Think you can run?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054653: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:09:11 AM

Well- I don't really trust this guy to be that honorable. So... what should we do?

I'll add another thing- if you choose the honorable duel- I will call off my men so it is just one on one. But- our guest must stay to referee.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054654: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:10:30 AM

"I don't know, I wasn't expecting an actual assassin! ... err... you really can't discuss this civilly?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054655: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:12:59 AM

I kinda was- considering these guys shot at me before, but I didn't think they'd be this bold.

I don't know. Archer of Carthage! Do you want to civilly give up, and let yourself be killed?

Honestly, I'd rather not.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054656: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:17:08 AM

"Lord, you're all savages... well, there's only one option here that'll end up with neither of us dead. What do you say, er... Archer?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054657: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:19:27 AM

Business is business, my dear- I have my orders.

... I guess the only thing is that honorable duel.

Indeed! And- as the referee... you shall choose how we shall conduct this duel. By sword, or hand- for I'm sure you would not want a ranged battle.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054658: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:22:56 AM

"Mm, sword would seem quicker... oh! And because I have no indication that you actually intend to be honorable in any form... if I'm to walk away from here with a single extra cut on me, I'll see it through that my own army will make your life hell."

if she's bluffing she's exceedingly good at it

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054659: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:27:52 AM

Very well.

-draws his sword-

-summons a sword as well, one fancy-ass looking gladius, with a decorative hilt-

Been a long time since I've had to use a sword.

-smirks- Likewise. And not a single cut shall be directed toward the referee.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054660: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:29:49 AM

"... -raises arm- Annnnd... -lower- Go."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054661: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:31:33 AM

-and so they started to exchange blows-

-quite evenly-

-with confidence-

-and determination to get it over with-

-but will you interfere, Adeline-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054662: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:33:35 AM

yes because a noble who spent almost 17 years of her life living in luxury having never needed to lift a muscle would interfere

yet

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1054663: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:36:11 AM

-its' a sword clash-!-

Hmph- not bad for an assassin.

Not bad for an archer.

-he seems to have a slight advantage, pushing a little more comparatively-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054664: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:38:16 AM

"... -perhaps a bolster is needed- Come, now, this is your life you're fighting for!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054665: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:43:33 AM

I know- I've got it under control!

-steps back a little-

-presses the attack, with a smile on his face-

-defending it a little more, before he manages to counter into another stronger blade clash that he has the advantage in-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054666: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:45:28 AM

"... -smirk- That's how it's done..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054667: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:48:35 AM

-punches Archer in the face, and lands a cut across his chest-

-the purple cloak falls to his feet, freeing up his arms- If it wasn't for the cut, I'd thank you! -there's just a little bit of bleeding, showing up visibly on the white linothorax that he wears-

-its' too and frow-

-before another Assassin-advantage blade clash-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054669: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:53:25 AM

-gives up a little ground, before, suddenly, leg sweep!-

-Assassin falls to the ground, and before he can react, a sword is pointed at his throat-

Looks like I'm the winner. -smirks-

I concede that... presumably you want me to leave the both of you alone.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054670: Feb 11th 2016 at 10:56:36 AM

"... do you truly believe he's going to follow on his word?"

brb soon

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054671: Feb 11th 2016 at 11:02:21 AM

Mm. Yeah- give me a reason you should live-

Because! I can promise you one thing...

-he grins- This world is one of strife and toil, where hate comes to boil. But I forgo the path of virtue, to do evil to lay the path- The path to the golden society!

-and then he dematerialized in a flash of pure gold-

-covers his eyes- Guh- he- disappeared...?

-eery silence-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1054672: Feb 11th 2016 at 11:27:01 AM

"-winces for a moment- ... of course. Well, no use dilly-dallying, he gave us a puzzle to solve."

wow no fucks for the fact you're wounded

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1054673: Feb 11th 2016 at 11:28:45 AM

... There's something odd, though-

-his eyes go wide- Get down!

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1054675: Feb 11th 2016 at 11:37:10 AM

-suddenly, a huge-ass explosion, right where Assassin was-

-Archer gets engulfed in it-

-you however, manage to come out unscathed, miraculously, barring the kick up of dirt-

-he's laying on the ground, thrown back, incredibly wounded- T-t-tch...

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