-Actually has experience in this area-
-Hooray-
-Dear old Priscilla-
They'll grow out of it. You don't wanna indulge it, though, because if you pretend and everyone says how cute it is, they're just gonna be upset and humiliated, because they think they're serious about it. Just tell them that you're not dating, or you have a boyfriend, so you can stay on good terms with them and their feelings aren't hurt too badly. And if they ask you to marry them, just say you're already married.
No, why would something be wrong?
I'm never in a real problem.
You know me, don't you?
Or- well. You knew Chester.
Hrmm. But he did have a problem, I just solved it. Solved it- solved it for good. Well- one particular branch of the problem at least.
The most troubling.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Gathering logs. (The ax is about as well built as the pickax.)
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