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("...He named the can?")
...oh, uh. Sorry, spaced out there. What exactly does your dad do? I thought he was just a mad rat scientist.
-And so you're not left hanging, Megaman is still there-
-He looks up from his PET at the entering Natsu-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWell, like, back where I come from, all these lands are at war, okay? So they like take their greatest fighters and throw them in this warzone like place called the Rift where people are revived after dying.... Dad doesn't really go into detail about it...
... We technically come from this town fulla mad scientists called Zaun, and due to the trouble Dad causes there, he has to fight for their side. Y'know, better die temporarily than permanent extermination by Zaun.
Deer

403 forbidden, but I'm assuming it's the chick from your new avatar?
As he goes to pick up the remote, the MC mutters imprecations about TV programmers, questioning their appearances, family histories, and sexual preferences in great detail. And leetspeak.
I can play someone else if you want?
edited 12th Sep '14 9:51:31 PM by MicoolTNT
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