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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#410351: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:17:07 PM

-Rennor is watching the salesman-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Lunarcat Star Child from I'll be right here Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Star Child
#410352: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:18:59 PM

-pikachu is just playing with toys on the ground-

-making driving noises-

All our wishes can come true
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410353: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:24:11 PM

Well... Um...

"Come and get a taste of one of the most delicious biscuits in the world! There's nothing like it anywhere else!"

....

I'm not good with this...

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410354: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:28:38 PM

Mrmm... And you just say that, eh?

Well! I can see why you're not out-of-stock!

You should offer them a taster.

And then you throw in the taste-factors, really ''sell' their delicious flavor.

To get them to taste it- then they're sure to buy! And if they don't have the money... well you can just say that the taste is always there if they change their mind!

I'm sure they couldn't say no to another one after the first biscuit!

Remember- sell the brand too.

Psy-Cookie brand biscuits!

That is who you work for.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410355: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:29:15 PM

I-I see....

I'll try that next time, alright?

edited 15th Jul '13 4:29:25 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410356: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:32:24 PM

Yes! Of course...

But if your current one works well...

Well what works, works?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it! That's what I always say!

Well, not when it comes to cars... I learnt that the hard way!

Sheesh, had to sell a few crates of biscuits to pay off the repair bill! Ha-ha!

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#410357: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:36:25 PM

Minako continues trying to take off the hairclips.

FAIL

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410358: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:39:09 PM

-Nycan nods-

Sure... I... think I get that....

I'll do my best, either way!

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410359: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:39:21 PM

-Quirks an eyebrow-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410360: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:42:50 PM

Indeed! And if you get a tingling sensation after a second sale to the same person...

Well, you might've gotten some sell-power.

And in that case! Well- I'm not sure what'd happen.

Sales Power just increases my over-all power as to what I can do as a Salesman.

For instance- if I had about... say thirty customer's worth- I could move at say- quarter a regular person's speed when sprinting?

However when it gets to about- sixty customers I could be about 75% faster than an average person!

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410361: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:43:34 PM

"Certain glands in my body serve a dual purpose. In addition to normal production of saliva or other bodily fluids, they also secrete a potent toxin."

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410362: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:44:58 PM

Now was that so hard?

So, you're... what, trying to refine it?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410363: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:45:31 PM

"Remove it."

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410364: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:56:49 PM

-Crosses his arms-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410367: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:01:00 PM

"A few years ago, the military attempted to sign a deal with Salazar Industries. Much like all physical traits, superpowers must have a gene to code for them. The deal was to find this gene and develop a procedure to grant powers to those who were born without them. Mr. Salazar refused."

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410368: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:21:24 PM

-Listens-

-Heads upstairs to dress his wound-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410370: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:23:17 PM

"The proposal had me thinking. Theoretically, such a procedure is possible, if the gene in question could be identified. It stands to reason the opposite could be done."

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410371: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:39:01 PM

...

Were you born that way?

Oh. Hello. What are you?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410372: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:39:53 PM

"All superhumans are, though powers manifest later in life. I discovered mine in high school."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#410373: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:40:04 PM

Minako keeps tugging at the head things.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#410374: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:40:49 PM

-Tries not to show irritation at answering this question for the hundredth time-

Turian. My name's Coras.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#410375: Jul 15th 2013 at 5:42:08 PM

-walks out with a towel on-

... What are you doing with that? :/

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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