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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410326: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:34:20 PM

...? Boss? What are you doing?

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410327: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:36:28 PM

Just making a check-up on one of my employees of course! In this new... commercial zone.

And also- I can't just give up after I made no sales personally!

After all, I am a Salesman.

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#410328: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:36:58 PM

I got 25 minutes.

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410329: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:37:20 PM

-Tosses the paper towel and follows her-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#410330: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:37:23 PM

-well they look very fashionable, and seem a lot like hair clips-

-and there is a warning label on one of them that says "Warning, do not place the Suppressor in any liquid"-

-and I got to go now,

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#410331: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:38:08 PM

"... -Minako: Equip head things-"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410332: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:38:19 PM

-Leads him into a room and shuts the door-

"You asked if there was anything dangerous about any of us."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410334: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:39:07 PM

...I see...

I still don't exactly know all the prices for these boxes. When I ask around other villages, they give me all different sorts of cash...

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410335: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:42:37 PM

It should be 3 Minutae!

That is the price for a regular box! But... well, I suppose it is rather difficult operating in a market that has a million and one different currencies... Ha-ha! But we'll figure something out...

Remember, it's not necessarily about the price- it's about the customer loyalty.

Let me worry about profits! After all, chances are that they might over-pay. And if they don't know that well... We get extra profits, so we're happy!

And they don't need to know about it, either!

Kind of their fault for not subscribing to the Secondae et Minutae system!

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#410336: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:46:03 PM

-and they get stuck on her head-

-good luck getting them off :D-

edited 15th Jul '13 3:49:25 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410337: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:46:38 PM

... I... I see. Well... I managed to sell a few overnight... Let me get them...

-Nycan reaches into a pouch and pulls out a multitude of different forms of cash-

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410338: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:48:20 PM

-looks at the cash, weighs it in his hand-

-then all of it seems to turn into... roman numerals?-

There we are! -he keeps them out-

Now tell me how many boxes did you sell exactly?

It's important to know how much stock has been sold after all!

edited 15th Jul '13 3:48:47 PM by RegularDefender

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410339: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:49:28 PM

... Lets see... erm... about fourteen, sir...

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410340: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:51:56 PM

About?

Are you sure it's precisely fourteen?

I need a definitive number, and you think Fourteen is close to the correct number!? -frowns-

...

-then grins- Well done! If that is the case.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410341: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:52:53 PM

Y-yes! Precisely fourteen! I started with only thirty boxes, and now I have sixteen left!

Deer
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410343: Jul 15th 2013 at 3:59:26 PM

Brilliant!

-starts counting up the Secondae et Minutae-

Well... by my calculations we've made profit!

In fact, funnily enough... we've got the same profit as if we were selling them on my currency.

So. Either their cash was remarkably spot on or some over-paid, but were balanced out by the ones under-paying.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410344: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:03:04 PM

Heh... what luck then.

I'm glad to be of service.~

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410345: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:05:36 PM

So for those returning customers... just ask them to pay the same price they did last time and we should have a steady profit!

And since they're loyal customers...

Wait- since you sold them... but it was on my behalf...

I'm not sure who's getting the sales power here- and that's a problem!

After all- who knows what sales power will do to someone who isn't from the same world as a Salesman like myself!?

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#410346: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:06:13 PM

-Durr, late reply-

...Yes, I did.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#410347: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:08:49 PM

I'm fine, really... I'm just glad I'm able to do something...

I'll ask for the same prices, okay?

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#410348: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:10:01 PM

"You're aware of my research into superhuman genetics. It is because I have a rather personal connection to the subject."

edited 15th Jul '13 4:17:59 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#410349: Jul 15th 2013 at 4:12:26 PM

Good! Yes.

Now- show me your sales pitch again!

I can critique it a little- make the product almost irresistible.

Well- I of course have to bear in mind that you probably have little to no sell-power.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012

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