Calamity is a housewife
I am using a Noel avvie while playing Sam because fuck it.
Yes...we can see that.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
The Beta Male
Well, that certainly sounds like something a god would do... do you have any plans to stop it?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lizard Metabolism
...(profoundly blushes) S-so, should I expect... anything strange here?
How do lizards fly?
bruhonetta
Equestria...
Might get some weird things every now and then but nothing terrifying.
edited 3rd May '13 6:46:13 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Calamity is a housewife
Expect everything to be strange Miss. It's simply this room's nature.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
Right.(nods a little hesitantly)
Hopefully the girls won't be too worried...
How do lizards fly?
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Chris-chan, please remember that you're not gonna stop people from fighting by beating everyone up.
(Azure's Chris sounds like she's from sometime before episode 11 or so, so I'm playing Chris at some indefinite point later.)
edited 3rd May '13 6:53:58 AM by SimplyWhatever
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bruhonetta
Girls?
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Calamity is a housewife
(to the kitchen Sam!)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
M-my friends. There's Twilight and Rainbow Dash and Rarity and Pinkie Pie and Applejack.(faint smile)
How do lizards fly?
bruhonetta
They sound nice.
-silently laughing in his head-
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Calamity is a housewife
(comes out the kitchen with a drink)
Do all of your friends have names like that?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
They are.(nods, genuinely smiling) Where are you from, Mr. Mercer?
How do lizards fly?
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
Yeah what she said. If I beat up the people who start fights then there won't be any.
-Backwards logic Ho!-
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bruhonetta
Seattle. It's a small city in Washington.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Calamity is a housewife
...
(siiip)
(man, Sam is awfully quiet, compared to his usual self)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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x3 Dear God, if only my parents could hear what I was saying there.
edited 3rd May '13 7:02:09 AM by SimplyWhatever
whatever
Lizard Metabolism
You must come from far away then...
(one more nervous glance at Sam)
edited 3rd May '13 7:02:31 AM by FergardStratoavis
How do lizards fly?
bruhonetta
-he chuckles-
I'm used to being far away from home.
Gone for a bit. Be back
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Calamity is a housewife
...
(a sigh, and another smile)
So, Ponyville. Interesting name, what sort of place is it?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
(to Sam) W-well, it was founded a long time ago and is sort of a monument to unity of all three nations: Winged, Horned and Earth. It's a small rural city, very nice too. We're just outside the Everfree Forest as well...
How do lizards fly?
The Beta Male
-Nods- That does work sometimes. But the people you're up against have money and power. You don't.
You'll need help with that. One person is all it takes to start something great, but after that, you won't be able to do it alone.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Calamity is a housewife
...
Say...generally, how peaceful is your home?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
-toChris-Shut up! Our parents left us and died in a hole somewhere! Why should I care why they think!?
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
G-good to meet you, Mr. Rodrigues, Mr. Mercer...(nervously curtsies)
(takes a deep breath. Seems bit calmer now) It's located in Equestria.
I'm... um, sorry for being so nervous. I, I don't quite make new acquaintances that easily...
How do lizards fly?