-then, the Carnival music gets louder just before... *CRASH* a jet plane, with the nose, having a painted face of The Joker crashes through the ceiling, getting stuck up to the cockpit, where The Joker himself sits- Hello everyone! Just thought I'd... crash around here! E-heheheheheheeeeee
-jumps down from the cockpit- So, how's everyone? Just- being all miserable without me? Hmm? Don't lie now, kiddos, I don't quite like fibs.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-The gazelle nods-
... It's alright. Eventually, we shall be home. Thank you for the offer though.
The problem is, girl, is that you seem to enjoy other's suffering. You should only fight to protect yourself or others.
-Mau glares as Bel hides behind his father-
And fighting's not something you should enjoy. It is a sad occasion.
Deer-clicks his fingers, and poof! there's a throne behind him, with some clown-theme to it- Well, normally I'd just say "The Joker" or "Uncle J", but- Well... tricking someone from the 5th dimension into giving you most of their powers kind of made me Emperor Joker... Eheheheheheeheh So that's who I am! Emperor Joker!
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-in a stereotypical announcing tone, over a sort of microphone a voice echoes- Hey, Kiddos it's your friendly Uncle J here! Just saying that I've been caught up in traffic! I'll be there shortly, and then we can have tonnes of fun! -the music grows in volume-
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