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DonZabu Since: May, 2009
#1: Feb 20th 2011 at 6:58:28 PM

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to divide pi by 6.

"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#2: Feb 20th 2011 at 7:04:57 PM

Yo momma so dumb, she went to a drive in theater to see "Closed For The Winter".

DonZabu Since: May, 2009
#3: Feb 20th 2011 at 7:19:25 PM

Yo momma so blonde, she bleached her hair black.

"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
AirofMystery Since: Jan, 2001
#4: Feb 20th 2011 at 11:22:32 PM

Yo momma so fat, she exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit.

edited 21st Feb '11 2:40:21 AM by AirofMystery

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#5: Feb 20th 2011 at 11:39:13 PM

(As π/6 is a perfectly valid expression, I don't get the first joke.)

Yo momma so fat she got plaque clogging up her arteries and eventually got a heart attack.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#6: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:06:43 AM

[up][up] That should be fat, methinks.

[up]...you're actively trying to kill this thread, aren't you?

Yo' momma's like the Titanic: she goes down running three shafts simultaneously, one in the back and two on the sides.

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#7: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:09:55 AM

(No, I've just been into anti-climactic jokes lately.)

Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:10:15 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#8: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:36:44 AM

Yo momma's so dumb she was run over by a parked car. (It was a short-lived Running Gag that one of my eighth-grade classmates actually had this happen to him. Thankfully, He Got Better.)

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Ventisia Since: Dec, 2010
#9: Apr 12th 2011 at 7:31:13 AM

Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her head so she could make up her mind.

BrainSewage from that one place Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Apr 15th 2011 at 3:46:20 PM

Yo' momma so hairy, you got rugburn when you were born.

How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#11: Apr 15th 2011 at 3:55:43 PM

Yo momma so dumb she thought Scott Pilgrim was on the Mayflower.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#12: Apr 15th 2011 at 3:58:19 PM

Yo momma's so s***ty, she bedded your entire school!

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#13: Apr 15th 2011 at 4:01:20 PM

Yo' momma so fat, when she got on a scale it cried.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#14: Dec 24th 2023 at 12:38:30 PM

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.

Read More: http://jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/random/yomama375.html

I don't care I used a generator website to revive a thread.

HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#15: Dec 27th 2023 at 11:34:01 AM

Yo momma so old, she witnessed King Alaric sacking Rome in AD 410!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#16: Dec 27th 2023 at 11:36:24 AM

Yo momma so stupid she thought Facebook was for plastic surgery!

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
jtard Human from The OTHER Playground (Apprentice)
Human
#17: Dec 27th 2023 at 12:55:58 PM

Yo mama SO STUPID, she attempted to mine Crystal Pepsi!

Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#18: Dec 28th 2023 at 2:01:04 PM

Yo mama so ugly, she got mistaken for a new species when she went to the veterinarian.

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