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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#1: Feb 19th 2011 at 3:56:13 PM

For all those lines or posts on the forum that make you laugh, giggle, chortle, and snort milk out of your nose!

Just copy it here and give credit where its due. Link to the post in question optional.

I'll go first.

"Gotta go drive my sister to her boarding school. Christ, there goes four hours of my day I could spend doing nothing." - Malkavian.

" For one thing, Will Smith in real life was pretty ugly, not blonde, and probably wasn't as great a guy as the movie portrayed." - Signed, mixing up Will Smith and JohnSmith.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#2: Feb 21st 2011 at 8:36:16 PM

Because it needs a bump and it's oddly fitting:

"I've been banned. I would like to be unbanned. If this is about the time I kidnapped Fast Eddie, I'm sorry, but I maintain it was in his best interest. And I gave him back!" -Parable

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#3: Feb 22nd 2011 at 11:37:17 AM

cool

"D key is sticking. No idea why. Suspect fixing it involves a small amount of effort. Screw that." - Leradny, laziness in action.

Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
Bunny
#4: Feb 22nd 2011 at 7:56:18 PM

I just saw this one.

My face...is...lesbians? -Aondeug

One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#5: Feb 22nd 2011 at 8:08:45 PM

[up]Must...Have...Context!

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
Bunny
#6: Feb 22nd 2011 at 9:01:58 PM

Context.

One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
DrStarky Okay Guy from Corn And Pig Land Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Okay Guy
#7: Feb 23rd 2011 at 4:31:51 PM

Not a fourm post, but I remember seeing a long discussion on the Hitler talk page. I had no clue what it was about but I remember this bit:

"Did we just invert Godwin's Law?"

"The longer a disscusion, the probabilty of comparisons to Christian Winston Chandler approaches 1."

edited 23rd Feb '11 4:32:05 PM by DrStarky

Put me in motion, drink the potion, use the lotion, drain the ocean, cause commotion, fake devotion, entertain a notion, be Nova Scotian
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#8: Feb 23rd 2011 at 7:30:01 PM

"Parable is speechless. He is sporting this avatar."

"I BROKE HIM." - Charlatan, at my expense.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#10: Feb 24th 2011 at 4:53:19 PM

"Adults are currently discussing a cartoon about magical Ponies and how a certain episode may be considered promoting faith and attacking science."

"I think I'm beyond surprise at this point." - Justice, on what I am dubbing the My Little Pony Phenomena.

edited 24th Feb '11 4:53:43 PM by Parable

Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#11: Feb 25th 2011 at 1:11:07 AM

Unintentional, but...

"-hugs Rouge plushie, sings lullaby to it-" -Miru.

(I don't think this counts as flaming, seeing as even he finds it amusing, as evidenced by his page)

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#12: Feb 26th 2011 at 10:50:42 AM

I apologize to everybody who has to live in New Jersey for all my jokes to the effect that New Jersey is hell.

And I also apologize now everybody who has to live in New Jersey, because it is hell.

Aliroz, being his funny self. As always.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#13: Mar 1st 2011 at 6:46:05 PM

Whats funny is he could have made that joke 150 years ago and it still would have been true.

"Dear thighs,

Cardio is a bitch, we're not as cool as we thought we were. Fuck it.

Kino" - Kino, in a letter to his body, apparently.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#14: Mar 5th 2011 at 9:37:44 AM

"My chemistry teacher had a shaved head and generally looked and acted like an angry potato." - KSPAM, comparing high school chemistry teachers.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#15: Mar 10th 2011 at 9:44:37 AM

No, no, by then the crazy will have taken over. Fast Eddie will have married the wiki after a torrid night of passion in Las Vegas, eloped to Tijuana, and nominated miru to succeed him as site administrator.

Iaculus, on what will happen in Decemeber if the bannees escalate.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#16: Mar 26th 2011 at 11:12:59 AM

"What were arcades, daddy?"

"Well, back in the day before the internet people would go to these places to hang out together and play video games. It was like X-box live but more civil because you had the option to punch griefers in the face."

Malkavian, which made me laugh and cry because its so true.

miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#17: Jul 21st 2011 at 8:56:34 PM

"Granted. You get a box with a big X on it."

edited 21st Jul '11 8:59:07 PM by miru

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
#18: Jul 21st 2011 at 9:36:38 PM

Not quite funny enough for a Made of Forum Win, but Rottweiler said this in the Fetishes thread:

That's right; none of you are "pansexual" until you stick your dick in an Autobot.

I'm debating whether to sig that.

That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#20: Jul 30th 2011 at 5:06:47 PM

Zudak: Sitting on the porch minding your own business is the #1 cause of knife wounds.

edited 30th Jul '11 5:06:54 PM by Parable

ThatHuman someone from someplace Since: Jun, 2010
someone
#21: Aug 6th 2011 at 12:33:31 PM

From "What Is Your Driving Force In Life":

Erock: Enjoying myself
Juan Carlos:So...masturbation?

snailbaitwild mass guessThe meaning of life is masturbation.wild mass guess

edited 6th Aug '11 12:34:20 PM by ThatHuman

something
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#22: Aug 9th 2011 at 5:08:05 PM

Hungry Joe: I don't plan on spending much time touching faces with my father-in-law, regardless of where he stands on the Robin Williams scale of Robin Williamsness.

Although I may be inspired to try.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#23: Aug 9th 2011 at 7:45:26 PM

Oh, that Joe! :D

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#24: Aug 10th 2011 at 9:37:24 AM

And here's one from Maddy:

This thread has gone so far south it's surrounded by nesting penguins.

Locking.

ARC1300 from The sea Since: Oct, 2010
#25: Aug 10th 2011 at 6:31:12 PM

got a good laugh from this one.from the i never get sick thread. http://tinyurl.com/42okcjs

The Dead Mans Life:I stay perfectly healthy, except for once a year where I get extremely ill.

Sporkaganza:Don't like to be reminded of your birthday, eh?

edited 10th Aug '11 6:33:04 PM by ARC1300

ONE PIECE SEASON 4 IS HERE!! Support the straw hats and funimation: http://tinyurl.com/cffxygr

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