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Roundy210 Since: Apr, 2009
#1: Feb 16th 2011 at 2:09:39 PM

Annoyed at my teacher for not letting me write the children's book I want to write,  *

I've decided to create the must sugary-sweet bullshit story ever created by a human. It's about a sad adowable puppy with sad adowable eyes who loses his shadow in the big city. The primary conflict is when the little girl drops her ice cream. EVERYTHING HAS DIMPLES. What other disgustingly cute things can I add to this story?

RalphCrown Short Hair from Next Door to Nowhere Since: Oct, 2010
Short Hair
#2: Feb 16th 2011 at 2:29:08 PM

The helpful policeman is a clown with balloons. The hot dog vendor is a pony. Every sky has a rainbow. The cars and the buildings have no sharp corners. Everyone hugs everyone else. The barrista is a rubber duck. The streetlights are candy canes.

Uhhhnn ... sweating insulin .....

edited 17th Feb '11 2:34:13 PM by RalphCrown

Under World. It rocks!
Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
#3: Feb 17th 2011 at 2:12:30 AM

Once all else has failed, once the puppy has cried many bitter, sparkly tears in the Gumdrop Alley of Despair, a fairy emerges from nowhere and explains to him that there is only one thing that can restore his shadow - The Power of Love. He is taken aback, wondering where he could find such a thing, when the little girl appears, embracing him and saying that the time they've spent together is more important to her than any fallen ice-cream. She asks her to become his pet and he wholeheartedly agrees, a rainbow from their combined joy shooting out of the alley and arcing across the city as the first snow of Christmas begins to fall. The puppy's shadow stretches out behind them, its incorporeal face smiling in satisfaction.

They live Happily Ever After in the girl's Big Fancy House, with all the friends they could ever want and all the toys they could ever dream of, their days filled with fun, adventure and casual bestiality from that day onwards.

THE END!

edited 17th Feb '11 2:22:58 AM by Iaculus

What's precedent ever done for us?
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#4: Feb 17th 2011 at 7:25:26 AM

^ I feel ill, Iaculus. Seriously.

Add penguins to that mix. Everythings Better With Penguins.

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
moonfie Since: Dec, 2009
#5: Feb 17th 2011 at 2:22:38 PM

I want to read about the evil muffin...

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#6: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:50:11 PM

You don't have a nauseatingly sacharine setting without these:

  • The puppy MUST be a Beagle with big floppy ears, otherwise it won't work.
  • A fat chef with huge rosy cheeks that makes sickly sweet cakes. His main concern being his cakes burning.
  • Citizens made out entirely of adorable forest critters, which include deer, bunnies, teddy bears and mice, all of them with blushed rossy cheeks and huge glittering eyes .
  • Some ineffectual harmless bully villains that are probably reptiles, cats, insects or any other animal considered EEEEVVVVILLL by CWETZY WOOTZY standards.
  • An amusement park made out entirely out of candy.
  • They all play hide and seek at some point.
  • Expect a sickeningly sweet song popping out evry time and then.
  • They all must laugh at the end of the story.
  • And the sun has a baby face on it

edited 21st Feb '11 12:51:07 PM by heartlessmushroom

Aprilla Since: Aug, 2010
#7: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:42:31 PM

This thread seriously made my day. I laughed so hard at these posts that I actually cried a little bit. I really needed that.

doorhandle Since: Oct, 2010
#8: Feb 22nd 2011 at 2:55:21 AM

I approve of laying the metaphorical smack down to your close-mined teacher with this Sweet and adorable piece of bullcrap.

Keep it up!

Earnest (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#9: Feb 25th 2011 at 8:55:32 AM

It needs to have everything in patels. Lots and lots of eye-bleed inducing pastels!

Oh, and sparkles! The cute shadowless beagle has to follow a trail of sparkles at some point and discover a star killing abattoir "sparkle factory" where stars are tickled and sparkles fall off.

edited 25th Feb '11 8:55:56 AM by Earnest

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#10: Feb 28th 2011 at 6:08:23 PM

But honestly though, I REALLY want to see your Evil Cloverfield Muffin story come to fruitition.

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