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ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#151: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:31:57 PM

-Teleports Bindle's belt into the sun-

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Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#152: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:33:57 PM

Shit. Ah well.

-Snaps fingers again, conjuring a set of train tracks leading to Redead.-

Choo choo, motherfucker!

-A train barrels down the tracks at top speed, a sinister looking blade mounted in the front in place of a cowcatcher.-

edited 26th Mar '11 2:34:17 PM by Bindlestick

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#153: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:38:18 PM

NOOOOOO!! -Shoots lightning at Redead.-

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#154: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:48:57 PM

-A portal opens and the hummer slides into it. A portal opens near Red Dead and the Hummer comes out with a Scarab hot on its trail-

"Holy, crud."

"Phil didn't I tell yo not to do that!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#155: Mar 26th 2011 at 3:07:44 PM

Choo Choo indeed.

-Summons Doomtrain-

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga

WHOO WHOO

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#156: Mar 26th 2011 at 5:00:03 PM

-Tech drives the Hummer in front of the train barely missing it. The scarab unleashes a beam of plasma and begins to pursue the hummer. It then trips over the doom train.-

"Ha, Phil I told you that would work."

"Yeah, yeah."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#157: Mar 26th 2011 at 5:00:42 PM

"We used to have this here, y'know. It was called Troper Brawl."

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#158: Mar 26th 2011 at 5:53:49 PM

-The Scarab doesn't 'trip' over the Doomtrain, so much as it is reduced to a smouldering piece of wreckage-

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#159: Mar 26th 2011 at 8:18:39 PM

"THE FUCKING DOOMTRAIN!? BAHAMUT! MEGA FLAREEEEE!!"

-A giant lizard creates a giant explosion.-

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#160: Mar 27th 2011 at 1:29:15 PM

-Doomtrain drives through the Mega Flare, and is slightly damaged. It changes course toward Fusion-

"WHOO WHOO!"

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#161: Mar 27th 2011 at 3:22:16 PM

-I catch on fire from the Mega Flare-

Thanks Bahamut.

-Summons fire demons and shoots fire everywhere-

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#162: Mar 27th 2011 at 4:48:23 PM

-The Doomtrain continues on it's course toward Fusion, mowing down fire demons and driving through flame. I feel the need to stress this point: You can't burn metal. Or Summon Spirits, for that matter.-

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#163: Mar 27th 2011 at 4:51:43 PM

"Too bad Doomtrain can't fly! HOT AIR RISES YOU FOOL!"

-Starts rapidly flying up in the air-

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#164: Mar 27th 2011 at 4:54:56 PM

-Doomtrain changes back to it's original course, heading straight for Bindle's train-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#165: Mar 27th 2011 at 8:05:15 PM

"I've got an Idea, Phil you ready?"

"As ready as I'll ever be."

-The hummer drives along side the Doomtrain. Phil throws a rock at one of the windows.-

edited 27th Mar '11 8:07:47 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#166: Mar 27th 2011 at 8:08:17 PM

-I facepalm-

"That's a train from hell Phil! Runnnnnnn!!"

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#167: Mar 27th 2011 at 8:08:44 PM

-The Doomtrain begins moving sideways toward the Hummer. I lean out the broken window, pointing my rocket pistol at the Hummer.-

"A rock? ''Seriously?

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#168: Mar 27th 2011 at 8:12:33 PM

-Tech's arm switches out into a plasma cutter. Tech then lunges at Re Dead. Phil takes temporarily control of the hummer.-

"Fool, you fell for my plan!", Tech screams at Re Dead.

"Shiiiiiiooot!", Phil shouts in panic.

edited 27th Mar '11 8:18:30 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#169: Mar 27th 2011 at 8:16:10 PM

"Good job Phil!"

"Now what can I set on fire..."

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#170: Mar 28th 2011 at 10:09:32 AM

-Dodges Tech's lunge by pulling myself back into the Doomtrain-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#171: Mar 28th 2011 at 3:48:44 PM

-Tech rolls into the car of the train, whips out its plasma gun and fires at Re Dead all the while going backwards towards the train's engine.-

"Thanks, Fusion."

"It was my idea!", Tech shouted bitterly.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#172: Mar 28th 2011 at 4:01:16 PM

-I Dodge out of the way of the plasma shots. The further back in the train Tech goes, the more of a sense of foreboding he will feel-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#173: Mar 28th 2011 at 4:04:20 PM

-Tech being logical disregards the foreboding feeling.-

edited 28th Mar '11 4:04:42 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#174: Mar 28th 2011 at 4:10:21 PM

-Tech's vision will begin to darken and his limbs will feel weak the further he goes-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#175: Mar 28th 2011 at 4:24:37 PM

-Tech went far enough that it could barely see and move. It locked the door behind it.-

"What the fuck is happening?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

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