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Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#126: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:31:27 PM

-Picks up robot head.-

Speak to me, man! Speak!

My only regret.... is that I did not die in battle

-Turns head skyward-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#127: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:33:18 PM

"You killed me once and this almost was the second time. I will make you bleed every drop I've bled."

-I somehow hold a gun between my toes-

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#128: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:37:06 PM

"Come, then. Break yourself against my weapons as many times as you wish."

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#129: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:37:38 PM

-Snaps fingers. A steel colored and blue hued android with a peculiar looking arm appears next to Phil-

"Hey Tech."

"Hi.... Whoa what happened to those androids. Oh, well their dead and I'm not."

"You can be cold you know that."

"Yes, Yes I do."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#130: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:39:12 PM

"Bindle, Phil! Stop talking and whinging! Redead killed those machines. Go help me kill him so they can be repaid."

edited 26th Mar '11 1:39:24 PM by Fusionman

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#131: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:44:10 PM

-Phil looks at Tech-

"Looks like we have a job to do."

"Yes, it appears so, Phil."

-Tech's one arm switches out into a plasma cutter, and wields a plasma pistol. Phil loads his gun. Both fire at Re Dead.-

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#132: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:45:27 PM

"Oh? I killed them? Funny, I don't recall giving them the order to form a wall with their bodies."

-Portals away the Plasma Weapons' shots before they even come close to me-

edited 26th Mar '11 1:46:45 PM by ReDead

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#133: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:46:36 PM

"THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE DAMN MISSILES!"

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#134: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:47:49 PM

"And who were those missiles targeting, Hmm? I'm not blameless in their deaths, but neither are you."

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Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#135: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:49:09 PM

-Calms down.-

Alright. Troops! Initiate sequence "Glory Past Death"!

-The robot corpses form an enormous clockwork robot suit, which I pilot.-

I knew this was a good idea!

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#136: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:49:44 PM

-Turns to Bindle-

Say Redead... how does that work?

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#137: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:54:12 PM

"Well, I'm assuming that Clockwork Parts being interchangeable factors into it in some way."

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#138: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:58:11 PM

"I'm pretty sure clocks and robots don't work that way."

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#139: Mar 26th 2011 at 1:59:48 PM

"It could be that those clockwork robots were actually configured of nanobots."

-Phil opens a wormhole and a hummer comes driving out of it. Tech jumps on the cab of the vehicle and gets into the driver side. Phil gets his shirt caught by the side mirror of the vehicle then climbs inside after being dragged a ways. The hummer drives feriously towards Re Dead.-

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#140: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:01:26 PM

"Well, I bet if I shoot it enough, it'll fall down."

-Points a pistol at it-

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Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#141: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:01:28 PM

Don't ruin this for me!

-Left arm reconfigures into gatling gun, right arm into a Power Fist. Left arm opens fire.-

edited 26th Mar '11 2:01:52 PM by Bindlestick

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#142: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:02:46 PM

"Why am I the only one lacking portal tech?"

-Points to Redead- "Punch right there!"

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#143: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:04:58 PM

-Opens a portal in front of myself to block the bullets from the gatling gun, opening another portal in front of Bindle's mech for the bullets to come out of-

edited 26th Mar '11 2:05:39 PM by ReDead

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#144: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:05:58 PM

-Jumps into the portal-

"I claim this robot for the alliance of Fusion!"

-Hands olive branch to Bindle-

Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#145: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:06:46 PM

You should stop by Aperture Science. They have gret customer service.

-Is hit by bullets, causing the mech to stagger back a few feet, otherwise unharmed.-

Ow! Fuck.

-Rushes up to Redead and swings a punch with the power fist.-

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#146: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:09:38 PM

-The hummer slides as it tries to stop-

"I got my Tech from the Secret Store! Great place, you should see some of the weapons they have!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#147: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:21:11 PM

"Ah! I see you gentlemen have not had the pleasure of seeing the Redead Tech Industries 'Liberator' pistol at work. Allow me to demonstrate."

-Fires pistol at Bindle's mech. Holy Crap! It shoots rockets!-

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#148: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:22:12 PM

-Lifts up hands. The missile starts turning.-

"HEY I GOT THE FORCE!"

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#149: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:24:56 PM

-Teleports the rocket into Bindle's cockpit-

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Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#150: Mar 26th 2011 at 2:30:14 PM

Oh, motherfu

-The missle explodes, taking the mech with it.-

Ha! I have survived with the aid of my Bindleco Force Field Belt!

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably

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