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ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#301: Apr 11th 2011 at 3:00:12 PM

-The badger isn't agile enough to prevent Phil from jumping up on it, and begins bucking like a mechanical bull-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#302: Apr 11th 2011 at 3:08:41 PM

-Phil held on to the badger and rode it like the headless cowboy.-

"Yeeeeaaaah!!!!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#303: Apr 12th 2011 at 4:08:42 PM

-A mechanical claw deploys from the badger's back and attempts to grab Phil-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#304: Apr 12th 2011 at 4:11:00 PM

-Phil was grabbed by the arm-

"Is this man handling?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#305: Apr 12th 2011 at 4:32:37 PM

-A gravelly, almost inhuman voice plays from the Badger's mouth-

Voice: "Enemy captured."

-The claw pulls Phil into the badger. Inside, it is so dark you can't see your hand in front of your face. The silence is deafening-

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#306: Apr 12th 2011 at 4:34:44 PM

-Fusion pumps-

I win! So... who's left to fight?

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#307: Apr 12th 2011 at 5:18:39 PM

"He's not dead. Not yet, at least."

-A monitor flickers to life in front of Phil. It's a countdown, beginning at 3 seconds-

edited 12th Apr '11 5:19:33 PM by ReDead

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#308: Apr 12th 2011 at 5:47:18 PM

"Oh." -Phil exist the badger via wormhole, and appears in the secret store.-

"I need a new body and some modifications to my armor."

"Ah, yes, bounty hunting sure does a number on you.", the Shop keeper smiled.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#309: Apr 12th 2011 at 7:02:26 PM

-The countdown reaches 0...

And the badger completely shuts down-

"What? How could he have gotten out?"

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Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#310: Apr 12th 2011 at 7:04:07 PM

"Oh yeah... he has portals. OOPS."

ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#311: Apr 17th 2011 at 4:15:26 PM

"..."

-Snaps fingers. A small, levitating robot with a single glowing red lens on it's front seems to appear out of nowhere-

"Tracker unit, trace any spacial or temporal rifts in the immediate area."

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#312: Apr 17th 2011 at 6:05:51 PM

The robot would likely find shifts all over the area from the portal hopping Phil and Re Dead did during the fight.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#313: Apr 17th 2011 at 7:18:30 PM

"Isolate search to the area occupied by the Angry Badger."

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#314: Apr 17th 2011 at 7:24:24 PM

The robot would find some unusual radiation but Phil had closed the portal when he left.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#315: Apr 17th 2011 at 7:36:56 PM

"Trace the residual energy. Where did that portal open up to?"

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#316: Apr 17th 2011 at 8:06:33 PM

The robot would discover the radiations were similar to what would be expect on the surface of Earth, but there was unique radiation among them. Researching it would lead the robot to discover it was the radiation that is found commonly in the sides of wormholes. Other than that nothing was gained from researching the spot.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#317: Apr 18th 2011 at 10:32:43 AM

"Looks like this is going to take some effort on my part. He'll bleed for that."

"Trace Portal!"

-Opens a portal in the area Phil's portal used to be, using it to trace Phil's portal-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#318: Apr 18th 2011 at 2:04:57 PM

-Phil looks as a portal opens in the Secret shop.-

"Sorry, I've got to go. But, when should I expect that new body?"

"Next Tuesday."

"Good."

-Phil jumps through the portal and appears back on the field.-

edited 18th Apr '11 2:05:55 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#319: Apr 18th 2011 at 2:35:14 PM

"Ah, so you're back. Whatever's on the other side of that portal, you must not want me to know about it. I'll make sure to pay it a visit once I've finished with you."

"But I do have a question. Where did those two robots who were with you go?"

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#320: Apr 18th 2011 at 2:44:48 PM

"Them. I sent them back to their original dimension. Now about you going through that portal...that's not going to happen."

-Phil takes a stance and beckons Re Dead to come at him.-

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#321: Apr 18th 2011 at 3:40:06 PM

-Begins muttering something in Daedric-

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#322: Apr 18th 2011 at 3:47:31 PM

"Hey what language are you speaking in? I know I've heard it before, but where?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Fusionman Since: Nov, 2009
#323: Apr 18th 2011 at 4:32:31 PM

I laugh!

Burn!

-Throws meteors at Phil's head.-

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#324: Apr 18th 2011 at 4:44:48 PM

The meteors knocked Phil's helmet off revealing nothing underneath.

"Hard to kill something that isn't alive, isn't it?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ReDead Mechanoid Soldier Since: Apr, 2010
Mechanoid Soldier
#325: Apr 18th 2011 at 7:01:44 PM

"I have to admit, I didn't think you'd actually let me finish my spell."

-Raises hand in the air and in a swirl of green light, completely disappears-

edited 18th Apr '11 7:13:53 PM by ReDead

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