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ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356751: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:21:38 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph head tilts at Herbert-

...they're not Pokemon now. Or then, for that matter. That might be a bit weird, but still!

-Crewe may feel a Weavile-y lump squirming through her bag-

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356752: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:21:41 AM

Lumiose City

... What's a Skiddo?

-she rolls her eyes at Herbert and waves a hand at him, sending a shield at his head-

Don't be a jerk, fruitcake.

-she blinks at her bag and reaches in for the Weavile-sized lump-

edited 1st Mar '14 11:22:03 AM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356753: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:21:58 AM

Lumiose City

>////<

Palutena:<I've been very good!> ^_^

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356754: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:23:10 AM

Lumiose

-Crewe may pull out a small Weavile-

Newt: <Damnit, you found me!>

-Beatrix lays at Joseph's feet, staring awkwardly at Crewe-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356755: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:24:08 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert flinches upon being hit by the shield, then straightens up and looks from Joseph to Crewe in disbelief.-

Herbert: That doesn't change anything! I just... how do you not see a problem with this? Unless you're all just that horny...

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356756: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:24:58 AM

Lumiose

I am not that-

...OK, but that doesn't have anything to do with it!

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356757: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:27:58 AM

Lumiose City

-Crewe pets Palutena again-

Good girl, baby. I knew you would be.

-she gives Newt a small shake by her scruff-

Don't steal unless you won't get caught, kid.

-she puts her down, then looks at Beatrix and gives her an awkward pat on the head, then groans at Herbert-

Arceus Almighty, Herbert! Do you make a concentrated effort to be this big a jerk, or does it come naturally?

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356758: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:29:08 AM

Lumiose City

"I... Dunno. I don't really feel ashamed of it, but it just feels... Weird."

strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356759: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:29:15 AM

Lumiose City

-Straw just stays quiet, feeling somewhat awkward-

Palutena: -purrs- ^_^

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356760: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:30:12 AM

Lumiose City

Deziree: You mean, weirder than talking to a girl who was born a Magnezone and has only actually been female for the last few months?

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356761: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:32:16 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert is still a rather distinct shade of green, but Crewe's question seems to get through to him.-

Herbert: I... I think I'm just going to... I dunno. Do something, I guess...

-He turns and starts heading back the way he came, looking visibly unwell.-

edited 1st Mar '14 11:33:51 AM by Herbert40k

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356762: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:32:57 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph takes Newt in his arms-

Herbie's a scooch, isn't he...

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#356763: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:33:15 AM

Lumiose City

Jacob: -Stands up- "I feel a disturbance in the fabric of awkwardness."

-Beat-

-Sits back down- "Meh it'll probably take care of itself. I think I'm finally starting to enjoy the fact I don't really need to answer to anyone."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356764: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:35:35 AM

Lumiose City

"Compared to having sex with a guy who's actually a Pokemon and seven years younger than you despite looking and acting like he's older? I'd say yes." said Lyuri, deadpan

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356765: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:36:37 AM

Lumiose City

-Dune is walking around when he starts thinking.-

Dune: Hm...

-He sits on a bench and reaches into his backpack. He pulls out a really nice hat, made of brown leather and a giant Pidgeot feather.-

Dune: I wonder...

-He tries it on, and it fits perfectly.-

Dune: Huh. Who would've guessed.


Deziree: Well, don't forget that Pokemon tend to mature faster than humans. Our mental age tends to improve quadratically compared to human mental maturity.

edited 1st Mar '14 11:37:52 AM by DuneTheWanderer

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356766: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:37:34 AM

Lumiose City

-Crewe sighs and lays her head against Straw's shoulder-

I don't know what that word means, but yes, absolutely.

... Should I go after him? I feel like I should go after him.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356767: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:38:24 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph shrugs-

Do what you want, I guess...

strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356768: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:39:12 AM

Lumiose City

I think that might be a good idea.

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356769: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:41:07 AM

Lumiose City

"Still... Well... I guess I could've waited until he was biologicamly 18 to get around that problem..." said Lyuri, thoughtful.

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356770: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:41:27 AM

Lumiose City

... Yeah, okay.

-she kisses Straw's cheek-

We can catch up later, 'kay?

-she lets go of him and runs after Herbert-

Hey, fruitcake! Hold up!

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356771: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:41:28 AM

Lumiose

I'm sure I'll mess it up somehow, and I'm really not in the mood to goldspeech...you guys can.

strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356772: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:42:24 AM

Lumiose City

-Straw waves to Crewe, then turns to Joseph-

Huh? What do you mean?

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356773: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:42:56 AM

Lumiose City

Deziree: Well, how biologically old is he as a human? I know I'm vaguely in my early twenties.

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356774: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:45:02 AM

Lumiose

I'm not the most subtle, I weird him out, and (most damningly) I'm a teenage boy. I'm not the person to talk to him frankly about sex.

strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356775: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:45:54 AM

Lumiose City

...Okay, I see your point.


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