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DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356726: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:52:22 AM

Lumiose City

Deziree: Oh yes you did! Because that's almost verbatim what I said!

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356727: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:52:54 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph, still hugging Palutena, whispers in Herbie's ear-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356728: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:55:09 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert goes a particularly vivid shade of pale, sickly green.-

Herbert: ...Oh. Ew. Ew ew ew eww eww eww eugh eugh eugh eeeeeeeeugh! Why'd you have to go and put that mental image in my head, Joseph? Ick, that one's going to stick with me for a while... anyone got any soap and water? I feel like I need to scrub my brain clean...

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356729: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:55:52 AM

Lumiose

Because it happened! :D

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356730: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:58:09 AM

Lumiose City

"You can't prove it! It'd be kinda creepy if you could"


Duke then blushes pretty hard "... Thank you for making this so much easier for me, Herbert."

He then simply walks away, looking even more embarrassed than before

edited 1st Mar '14 10:59:13 AM by FullMoon

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356731: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:58:44 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph is beaming and squeezing Palutena-

Eeeee!

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356732: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:59:29 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert is too busy suffering from intense queasiness to really notice Duke's departure.-

Herbert: And you didn't need to tell me about it! I could have lived a long and happy life without ever knowing about... that! Eugh, I think I threw up in my mouth a little...

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356733: Mar 1st 2014 at 10:59:31 AM

Lumiose City

Deziree: Do I need to?

-She gives Lyuri a sly smile.-

Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356734: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:00:35 AM

Lumiose City

-Palutena purrs-

Palutena: ^_^

...Well then. Uh...see you later Duke.

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356735: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:01:38 AM

Lumiose City

Lyuri just starts blushing hard.

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356736: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:03:19 AM

Lumiose City

-Clockwise suddenly swoops down over Straw, Joe, and Herbert, and Crewe hops off-

Straw!

-she throws her arms around his neck and hugs him tightly-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356737: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:05:32 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert averts his eyes from the sight of Crewe hugging Straw.-

Herbert: Ugh, not helping... say, Crewe, do you have any bleach I could borrow? Or any particularly powerful alkali, really?

edited 1st Mar '14 11:06:13 AM by Herbert40k

Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356738: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:05:47 AM

Lumiose city

-Straw is surprised by Crewe, but still hugs her-

Oh, hi Crewe!

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356739: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:05:52 AM

Lumiose City

-Deziree nudges Lyuri in the shoulder.-

Deziree: Aw, c'mon! It's nothing to be ashamed of!

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356740: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:07:15 AM

Lumiose

Why are you taking this so badly, anyway? It's just sex!

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356741: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:08:15 AM

Lumiose City

-she kisses his cheek-

I missed you.

-she lets go of him and wraps an arm around his waist, raising an eyebrow at Herbert-

Nice to see you, too, fruitcake. I can hit you in the head real hard if you like.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356742: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:09:00 AM

Lumiose

-Joseph waves-

Hi, Crewe! How's my favorite Sneasel girl? :3

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356743: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:11:44 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert turns to Joseph with an expression on his face that asks why Joseph isn't freaking out as well.-

Herbert: It's unnatural! It wouldn't be so disgusting if they were both human - it'd still be a little weird, sure - but as it stands it's just... he's younger than I am, for heaven's sake!

-He turns back to Crewe, still grimacing.-

Herbert: Only if you're prepared for a slap in return. Where have you been these last few days, anyway?

edited 1st Mar '14 11:12:34 AM by Herbert40k

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#356744: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:12:37 AM

Lumiose City

Lyuri just stays in awkward silence

Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#356745: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:14:27 AM

Lumiose City

-Straw smiles at Crewe-

I missed you too. -Hears Herbert- ...I'm not sure how to respond to that.

Palutena:<Hi Crewe!> ^_^

edited 1st Mar '14 11:16:08 AM by Strawberryflavored

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356746: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:16:27 AM

Lumiose

I, for one, believe that it's a natural and healthy (not to mention greatly fun) part of any relationship! :3

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#356747: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:17:56 AM

Lumiose City

-Deziree lets Lyuri stay silent for a while before planting a finger on each corner of her mouth and pushing up, attempting to make a mock smile.-

Deziree: Oh, come on, what are you so worried about?

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#356748: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:18:04 AM

Lumiose City

I'm doing all right, Joe, what's up with you?

-she squeezes Straw with one arm and scratches Palutena's ears-

Hey, baby. Have you been good for Straw?

-she snorts at Herbert-

Oh, I've been keeping busy. And I'd like to see you slap me when I shoot you in the head with a rock from a block away.

... By the way, you do realize I am also a Pokemon, right?

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#356749: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:18:53 AM

Lumiose

Not much is up with me! I have a Skiddo now, but that's about it! :3

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#356750: Mar 1st 2014 at 11:20:10 AM

Lumiose City

-Herbert doesn't look any less repulsed.-

Herbert: Yes, but you need to set some ground rules beforehand! Don't do it if you're not serious about commitment, don't do it with someone who was willing to sell her friends out to Cipher, and definitely don't do it with a Pokemon!

-He turns to Crewe.-

Herbert: Well, yeah, but you haven't... oh dear Arceus you have haven't you. Gimme a moment, I think I'm gonna dry heave...

-He audibly gags and doubles over, covering his mouth.-


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