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-Herbert goes a particularly vivid shade of pale, sickly green.-
Herbert: ...Oh. Ew. Ew ew ew eww eww eww eugh eugh eugh eeeeeeeeugh! Why'd you have to go and put that mental image in my head, Joseph? Ick, that one's going to stick with me for a while... anyone got any soap and water? I feel like I need to scrub my brain clean...
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"You can't prove it! It'd be kinda creepy if you could"
Duke then blushes pretty hard "... Thank you for making this so much easier for me, Herbert."
He then simply walks away, looking even more embarrassed than before
edited 1st Mar '14 10:59:13 AM by FullMoon
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-Herbert turns to Joseph with an expression on his face that asks why Joseph isn't freaking out as well.-
Herbert: It's unnatural! It wouldn't be so disgusting if they were both human - it'd still be a little weird, sure - but as it stands it's just... he's younger than I am, for heaven's sake!
-He turns back to Crewe, still grimacing.-
Herbert: Only if you're prepared for a slap in return. Where have you been these last few days, anyway?
edited 1st Mar '14 11:12:34 AM by Herbert40k
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I'm doing all right, Joe, what's up with you?
-she squeezes Straw with one arm and scratches Palutena's ears-
Hey, baby. Have you been good for Straw?
-she snorts at Herbert-
Oh, I've been keeping busy. And I'd like to see you slap me when I shoot you in the head with a rock from a block away.
... By the way, you do realize I am also a Pokemon, right?
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-Herbert doesn't look any less repulsed.-
Herbert: Yes, but you need to set some ground rules beforehand! Don't do it if you're not serious about commitment, don't do it with someone who was willing to sell her friends out to Cipher, and definitely don't do it with a Pokemon!
-He turns to Crewe.-
Herbert: Well, yeah, but you haven't... oh dear Arceus you have haven't you. Gimme a moment, I think I'm gonna dry heave...
-He audibly gags and doubles over, covering his mouth.-

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Deziree: Oh yes you did! Because that's almost verbatim what I said!