Illusion HQ, Last Night
-Darien leans up against the counter as the sign scrolls more text. "Oh, yes, I've seen his/her work around for some time. He's one of the most prolific J-Team writers out there."-
Darien: I haven't had a chance to indulge in keeping tabs on the J-Team, but I did cheer when I heard what they did to Cipher in Orre a few months ago.
Coumarine Gym
Ramos: Alright, then, young'un. Let's start.
-He sends out a Ludicolo.-
Ludicolo: <Ha-cha-cha! Ha-cha-cha!>
Ramos: Let's start this right - Bubblebeam.
-The dancing Pokemon gets down with his bad self shoots a stream of high-velocity bubbles at Jeanne.-
edited 24th Feb '14 3:04:22 PM by DuneTheWanderer
Coumarine
-Joseph tilts his head-
...yes. That would be nice. Did he try to break it, again?
Newt and Rogue: <...WHAT.>
Coumarine Gym
-Jeanne is hit, and yells:-
<WRETCH!>
-she is recalled in short order, and Harbinger is sent out-
<Oooh, dancer! :3>
-he promptly Night Slashes-
edited 24th Feb '14 3:06:40 PM by ILoveDogs
Cyllage Gym:
Robin: -flustered- Oh, you were, uh, there all along...? Fancy that, uh, heh... Awkward...
...Just go, Gurdurr.
Gurdurr: 'Finally!
edited 24th Feb '14 3:10:47 PM by Mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018Illusion HQ, Last Night
-Darien smiles despite himself.-
Darien: Sounds like you had a nasty arrangement with a Goodra. Luckily for you, they aren't a terribly common sight, even here in Kalos.
Dynames: "As a notification, the current local time is 11:30 PM."
-Darien blinks.-
Darien: Woah. It got late.
Coumarine Gym
Ludicolo: <Woahwoahwoah!>
-The Ludicolo is struck and reels from the hit, but keeps his groove stays standing.-
Ramos: Absol, eh? Not the easiest Pokemon to catch. Giga Drain, Ludicolo!
-The Water/Grass Type does the Monkey shoots out tendril of energy to drain Harbinger of his vital fluids health.-
Illusion HQ, last night
Ugh. A Goodra and about a hundred other Cipher mons. I had, what, four? And half of 'em weren't even mine. Fortunately Gateon Port is surprisingly easy to defend when you set up about six layers of a Reflect and Light Screen wall.
Clockwise: <I helped!> ^_^
-she yawns-
Yeah... bed time?
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!Coumarine
-Newt hops out of Joseph's arms and extends a claw-
<Right. If you touch that egg, I will have my father hold you down, and I will slit your throat from ear to floppy ear.>
-Joseph blinks, as does her father-
Rogue: <When did you like your siblings, tee hee?>
Coumarine Gym
-Harbinger is hit-
<Yow! 3:>
-he rushes forth to use Megahorn-
Cyllage Gym
Robin: Gurdurr! Start with Drain Punch
Gurdurr: For once, I'm with you on this one!!
Gurdurr charges towards the Solrock, ready to land the punch-
Robin: Wait, Solrock...Rock and...Psychic, right?
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018Coumarine
(The muffled Evil Laugh from behind the muzzle gives horrifying impressions of Bane from Crobatman.)
Lösning: <Go ahead. Kill me. See what good it does you.>
Tastes better on the way back down.Cyllage City
Gurdurr gets attacked by odd brainwaves. He falls, face first, on the other side of the arena.
Robin: Niiice...Ugh, Gurdurr! Return!
Gurdurr: -rushes opponent for mach punch-
Robin: What?! No! Return! Return...Ugh, what do you all have against me?!
Robin tries sending Gurdurr back to his pokeball, but he proves too fast. Robin is left helpless, dumbfounded, and blood boilingly pissed.
edited 24th Feb '14 3:26:38 PM by Mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018Illusion HQ, Last Night
-Darien fails to stifle a yawn himself.-
Darien: Mm, wow, certainly feels like it. You can take the bed if you'd like - I'm used to falling asleep in my work chair by now.
Coumarine Gym
-The dancing plant can't handle Harbinger's sick beats is struck by the Megahorn, and the combined force of strong attacker plus weakness throws off Ludicolo's groove sends Ludicolo to the floor.-
Ramos: Not bad. Come back, Ludicolo. Go, Breloom!
-Ramos swaps the unconscious Grass/Water for a Grass/Fighting. The Breloom has a glint in his eye.-
Breloom: <Gimme all your money before I punch your lights out, chump!>
Ramos: Mach Punch.
Breloom: <Too late!>
-The Breloom shoots an extending arm out at Harbinger, fast as a blink.-
edited 24th Feb '14 3:27:26 PM by DuneTheWanderer
Coumarine Gym
-Harbinger is hit, and goes down-
<Ouchies...>
-and out goes Clyde-
Samantha: Mm-hmm. Clyde, Thunder Wave.
-the Meowstic immediately releases a weak electric jolt-
Cyllage Gym
-the Lunatone is hit, again-
-Psychic-
Coumarine
-Newt tilts her head-
<The fuck is Yveltal?>
-double facepalm combo-
edited 24th Feb '14 3:28:44 PM by ILoveDogs
Cyllage Gym
Gurdurr, in a near perfect replay, is once again sent across the mat; this thime, staying down for real.
Robin: Now...Return! -looks at Gurdurr- This isn't the first time this has happened, you know!? It probably won't be the last.
Now...Wreck them, Marill. Hit it with a good Waterfall!
Marill: Ririri!
Marill rushes the opponent, with the force and strength of...Well, a waterfall, and tries to uppercut the Lunatone.
edited 24th Feb '14 3:32:23 PM by Mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018Coumarine Gym
Breloom: <G-g-g-g-gah!>
-The Breloom is hit by the pulse before he has a chance to react, causing his muscles to spasm.-
Ramos: Oh, I haven't seen one of those since I last sparred with Olympia... Breloom, Seed Bomb.
-The mushroom-y Pokemon complies, fighting past his compromised muscle control. He tosses a coconut-shaped plant-based grenade at Clyde's feet.-
Illusion HQ, Last Night
Darien: Heh, alright, if you insist. Good night, Crewe. Alright, Dynames, lights out.
-He claps twice, and the screens, the power buttons, and even the lights on the clock go dark.-
Darien: Pitch black is supposed to give you the most restful sleep. Just be careful going to the bathroom - Seravee has been known to move appliances around when no one's looking.
Seravee: <That's only true on days that end in "Y"!> =(
Coumarine
(The muzzled Umbreon lets out a guttural snarl.)
Lösning: <Yveltal! Harbinger of Destruction, Mistress of the Dark, Saviour of this pathetic world! She eradicates the unworthy so that the worthy may take their rightful positions in this life and the next. Without her blessing, you shall suffer eternal agony in Hell, infidel!>
Tastes better on the way back down.

Coumarine Gym
-Ramos chuckles, tapping his clippers against the tile floor of the library.-
Ramos: Indeed. A bit of an indulgence these days. So! Here for a challenge, I presume?
Illusion HQ, Last Night
Darien: Oh, you don't know the half of it...
-A screen on the nearby wall scrolls the words, "I was a particular fan of someone named "Hatbox".".-
Darien: I'm just thankful he evolved with minimal quirks. The Porygon-Z evolution is notoriously... inconsistent.